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As an Aussie abroad, the likes of Nick here 👇and the Murdochs make it very difficult for the rest of us.
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My latest favourite genre: dyed in the wool minimisers and denialists bleating about service disruption which is blatantly caused by let it rip COVID.
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this is especially egregious given the amount of times that mfw attacked trans and gender diverse people for asking questions about their grift and claimed they were being targeted by men 🙃
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#MFWitches are now trying to steal valor for Cloudflare dropping Kiwifarms. They've been doing 'silent work'? Very unusual for them to be silent about anything, but they have definitely been silent about this. #auspol
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Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys goes on an epic rant against MAGA grifters with no lies detected and the Boston accent is the chefs kiss
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Not worse in other states. All states are bad and they should Hyperventilate. However Vic is worst.
We also now have the premier ignoring health advice or seeking advice that suits, we don't know exactly because feds backflipped on release Nat cab info.
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Victoria was the clear leader among the states and territories, on a per-capita basis. There were almost 1,000 deaths per 10M population in the month of August.
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I cancelled my Guardian sub because of her take on Covid.
I'm very sorry for her father but he & 100's of others are facing delays in treatment because hospitals cannot manage the burden caused by the uncontrolled transmission of Covid. It's the predictable outcome of let it rip
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But hey, it should be equally a no-brainer to switch Australia’s electoral system from the current ‘bastard child of Westminster’ to a modern multi-member proportional representation model, and you know how _that_’s going… 😫
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Public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood political scientist:
A constitutional republic is a type of democracy. Saying “we’re a constitutional republic, not a democracy” is like saying “I don’t have a dog, I have a Border Collie.” How is this difficult?
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"Our Democracy" is actually a Constitutional Republic, Joe.
Maybe that's why you don't seem to understand how any of this works.
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Constantly she has minimised SARS2. Talking down lockdowns and masks.. she’s a grifter.
Now her father is unwell and she’s whinging he has been waiting in ER for 3.5 hours.
I wish her father all the best but what idiot.
Will the blue ticks learn? Obviously the hard way.
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Let's play a game of "Labor lies vs truth" about #RaiseTheRate
Lie: You need to be patient
Truth: No, we don't, people are starving
Lie: We can't afford it
Truth: We can afford it, just like we can afford many things
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2022 deaths per million.
Which countries have ‘hybrid immunity’?
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We’ve all seen this from Dawson today. I thought I’d try to take her at her word, and test her claim.
She won't see this because she blocked me ages ago for being an sympathiser, but:
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Back some minor parties, Greens and Independents. ALP need to face the same backlash as LNP. Smash the duopoly!
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Yikes. I hadn’t heard about this till now. CloudFlare was lobbying the government to investigate security researchers and question the legality of public research in general.
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True story: After cloudbleed, cloudflare literally lobbied the FTC to investigate me and question the legality of openly discussing security research. How come they're not lobbying their DC friends to investigate the legality KF? 
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Okay so the pressure on needs to stay up. Keep dropping them. "Their policy remains the same" is still garbage tier. Keep telling your enterprise clients to leave them.
Their policy is not okay.
Keep deplatforming hate.
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All the CHOs speaking out, all the new fossil projects being launched, despite what he said at the election, looks like isn't following the science. Just another politician. Never backing Labor again
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Here’s a friendly reminder of why you need two views to make an accurate diagnosis
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Cloudflare has dropped Kiwi Farms. Our campaign will put out a statement soon.
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RIP Barbara Ehrenreich
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I just don't know what to say after this, especially the end line "If you just can't sleep, you can have a whale of a time pressing buttons all night"😳
Can't decide if this is all deliberately lesbian, or just a happy accident
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Check out this £2,500 high tech luxury bed from 1959. It is chock full of gadgets and everyday conveniences from the headboard to the foot of the bed, most importantly a space for your cup of tea
[read more, British Pathé: buff.ly/3AKrl0w]
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Monday provides this comprehensive advice
Tuesday says he’ll get fresh advice tomorrow
Wednesday National Cabinet agrees to further reduce protections
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About as much my not being selected for the Socceroos has eroded our chances of winning the World Cup.
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A young women, a hero, died delivering food….think about that! Why anyone will support ?😞
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Nastia Tahirova, 19, was killed while bringing food & fuel to blockaded Chernihiv.
She told her parents she was safe in Poland while secretly volunteering.
Her parents are devastated but are ready to share their love with another child.
: suspilne.Chernihiv
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