Jacob Roberts

@sortaloquacious

storytelling. visual media. ethics. weird humor. music. other things.

Los Angeles
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Joined August 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Oct 2016

    If I could choose to have any superpower, it would be the power to always say the right thing in any situation.

    1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes
  2. 14 hours ago

    Damn

    0:36
    It Comes TONIGHT. For every film fan dreading this summer's incoming shitpile of sequels and reboots, this one is for you.
    1 reply 1 like
  3. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Who do we believe? Comey, who says he was fired over Russia? Or Trump, who says he fired Comey over Russia?

    29 replies 299 retweets 811 likes
  4. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Don't think of a liar

    White House: Trump is not a liar
    15 replies 141 retweets 311 likes
  5. 20 hours ago

    Before you center align the text in that email, flyer, brochure, whatever—ask yourself, is this really necessary? Chances are: no. It is not

  6. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Obviously not a great morning for McCain but some perspective: it was still better than the time he chose Sarah Palin for VP of the US.

    28 replies 462 retweets 2,441 likes
  7. 22 hours ago

    McCain does not have the mental faculties for this hearing

    1 like
  8. Jun 7

    It seems like every day there's a new reason to be glad is my senator

  9. Jun 6
    Replying to

    But I would like to see a quote about optimism that does otherwise

    1 like
  10. Jun 6
    Replying to

    It seems like people only bring up how bad pessimism is in comparison to optimism so they can seem smart, superior, and noble

    1 reply 1 like
  11. Jun 6

    Do people extol the virtues of optimism just so they can pat themselves on the back for their own outlook?

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Me all day every damn day.

    Jessica Hayes's post on Vine
    Babygoatsandfriends here's the sister! #babygoat #goat #goats #goatvines #animals #animal #baby #baby #cutie #crybaby
    View on Vine
    3 replies 24 retweets 145 likes
  13. Jun 5

    Whatever else is going on, at least I can say I have a pretty great senator

    1 reply
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Cognitive linguist on the power of naming --

    27 replies 172 retweets 364 likes
  15. Jun 5

    I lack the context to understand most of what people say on Twitter

    1 like
  16. Jun 5

    Ignore everyone who tells you we can still save this planet or undo the damage.

  17. Jun 4

    Learning Traktor is pretty similar to what I imagine learning how to pilot a plane must feel like

  18. Jun 4
    Replying to

    Please notify me if you unfollow me for this tweet alone for my record-keeping. Thank you.

    1 like
  19. Jun 4

    Veep, Catastrophe, Casual: The Holy Trinity of twenty-teens comedy

    1 reply
  20. Jun 2

    I've had the worst experiences looking for a job with . That says a lot, because there are a lot of terrible job search sites

    1 reply
  21. Jun 1

    So glad to exist while Archer graces our television screens

    1 like

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