NEW: Attacks on the electrical grid reached an all-time high in 2022.
They're mostly unsolved.
But law enforcement is tracking threats from groups working to "gain support for the superiority of the white race."
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Sophie Kleeman
@sophiekleeman
yes i'm still on twitterJoined January 2012
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why is chris martin wearing my work from home outfit
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jail for whoever came up with this australian tourism commercial... jail for one thousand years...
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I have finally defeated the Final Boss of my to-do list (buying new glasses)
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just be normal, man
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thank u nancy
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it's been nearly two weeks since finishing this diet, and i can now confirm it did what countless doctors and five years of health classes couldn't: convince me of the importance of breakfast
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it’s 15 degrees outside baby. you know what that means. time to bust out my weird velvet bodysuit for a party tonight
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can't wait to meet my new upstairs neighbor (he hears me singing to the cats and saying "big yawn for tiny girl" at regular intervals)
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This is next-level Insider, what on earth
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once again thinking about deli mike
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Airbus: ‘Hey you’re back from your intercontinental flight early’
Turkish airlines: ‘aircraft’s conscious’
Airbus: ‘what’
Turkish airlines: *handing loaded gun to pilot* ‘aircraft’s conscious.’
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Nancy Pelosi walking with 2 guards and a staffer in Longworth basement:
“I just finished a meeting and now it’s donut time.”
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So many funny lines here from with a special shoutout to the one about the hot wellness guru recommending turmeric as birth control. Read!
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presenting: my week eating like nancy pelosi businessinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-d
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Tom Brady, if you're listening, and I know you are, you should eat like this now ->
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presenting: my week eating like nancy pelosi businessinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-d
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goddamn zombie show making me WEEP
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i'm glad i got a bunch of new followers over of a stupid blog and not something serious, because most of my tweets are equally as dumb
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So proud to work at a publication where reporters are willing to whatever it takes to get the story. your integrity is a guiding light to us all
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Insider Unveils Pelosi Diet Stunt Blog to Rave Reviews; Haters Crying Themselves to Sleep; They Literally Cannot Believe It businessinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-d
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I was thinking "this actually sounds pretty good" until I got to the cucumber and bacon sandwich
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Map of all countries where the Prime Minister shat themselves in a McDonalds
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Chilled to the bone to find out I have almost the EXACT same diet as Nancy Pelosi. I’m so mad I didn’t think of this story idea but thrilled to learn I’ll still be bopping around fit as a fiddle at 82, powered by hot dogs, Diet Coke, chocolate ice cream, and no exercise
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presenting: my week eating like nancy pelosi businessinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-d
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"I find myself thinking about this prison I've imposed upon my self, [sic] this decision to cede control of my own digestive tract to Speaker Nancy Pelosi. All I want is my agency!!!!!!!" TY !!!
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A horrifying dive into the bowels of American achievement. deserves a medal and/or institutionalization.
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presenting: my week eating like nancy pelosi businessinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-d
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and here it is businessinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-d
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tomorrow, insider will publish my investigation into the deep inner workings of the US government. been working on this one for a while, and can't wait to share it with you all
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tomorrow, insider will publish my investigation into the deep inner workings of the US government. been working on this one for a while, and can't wait to share it with you all
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zoo's cursed
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#BREAKING:
STOLEN MONKEYS:
The @DallasZoo says someone has now stolen two our emperor tamarin monkeys.
@DallasPD has opened an investigation.
Just this month, a clouded leopard somehow escaped and a vulture died of mysterious circumstances.
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2020-2021 was a BOX BACCHANALIA with unprecedentedly high demand for packaging materials
Now, we're in a BOX BLOODBATH as output plunges at rates last seen in 2009
Read my latest in for more:
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The big tech layoffs aren't about "economic realities" or simply streamlining operations—Silicon Valley is moving to slash rising wages and bring an increasingly empowered workforce to heel.
My 1st column for :
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soon the AI will start attending drift parties and unionizing its fellow robots
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I had a breakthrough last night in how we can all keep our jobs amid ChatGPT. I believe inevitably the AIs will develop mental illness.
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Exclusive: The Supreme Court did not disclose its longstanding financial ties with the expert brought in to review its leak investigation
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