I've never met a purity test I couldn't fail
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capricious dilettante 
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it's amazing how often movie characters say "it's gonna be okay" in situations where it absolutely isn't, whereas I never say that and it totally is okay
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if you find yourself saying "It's gonna be okay" beware! you are in a horror movie
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I'm past the phase where I need to validate my own intelligence by trying to solving this kinda thing. I'm however smart I am and that's fine
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They ask 11 year olds to take this test to get into selective schools in the UK, could you pass a test made for 11 year olds?
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dude I love hot glue, the instant gratification is unparalleled
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gud thread
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1. All subcultures have dark sides. Seeing the darkness in yours is an advanced Jungian kind of thing, which won't make you many friends. twitter.com/vgr/status/120β¦
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fully agree with 's take on the "sexual harassment in EA" article
though personally I would add that all fringe subcultures and communities have these problems, because predators are attracted to pools of naive idealists
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the cheesy, clichΓ©, trite things are the ones that matter the most
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how to come up with a good plot: use tropes
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in the same vein, originality is super overrated
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you canβt make deep art because anything truly deep would be too inaccessible to consume
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granted once we reach this point, I'll start being mad that he's thumping my bladder or my cervix π
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I love feeling my baby wiggle around 
I can't wait until his movements are vigorous enough for my husband to feel too! Right now it's very hit or miss β husband has caught maybe one or two kicks β but I want to share the wonder!!!!
I can't wait until his movements are vigorous enough for my husband to feel too! Right now it's very hit or miss β husband has caught maybe one or two kicks β but I want to share the wonder!!!!Show this thread
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like wow he's really in there doing his thing
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I love feeling my baby wiggle around π₯Ή I can't wait until his movements are vigorous enough for my husband to feel too! Right now it's very hit or miss β husband has caught maybe one or two kicks β but I want to share the wonder!!!!
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Chester Cheetah would like to join your professional network on LinkedIn
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my new curtains are so cuuuute
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who decided this printer needs like 8 different apps. I just wanna talk
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welcome to hell
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radical take but I do think it's good that we have computers
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progress studies be like
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love the tone of this, both proud of their bold new innovation (dumpsters) and also ready to hold new yorkers' hands through a confusing transition to a new technology (again, dumpsters)
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Medieval Europe is the opposite of Latin America. You can tell 'cause it's blue instead of orange
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oh lawd he growin
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he's not even that big yet, I'm only halfway through and a lot of growth takes place in the third trimester 
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it just begs for typographical expression
growing emphasis
tummy
Tummy
TUMMY
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Each time something gets dirty again is an affront to all the times youβve cleaned it in the past. Itβs a war of attrition, the cycle of violence, an affront to human dignity
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y'all wanna talk about Sisyphus okay WE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS BLITHELY WIPING DOWN THE WINDOWSILLS
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me in the morning at my breakfast table
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We donβt have any plans to shut down the bots at the moment. Letβs wait and see how much it will cost. Hopefully we can find a path forward.
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adulthood is penance for the many times I told my mom "who cares? the house looks fine!"
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My resentful story of becoming a medicalΒ miracle
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Bird Facing Left on Flowering Twig #barnesfoundation #thebarnes collection.barnesfoundation.org/objects/6519/
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i learned early on that all i have to do to get along with almost anyone is listen quietly and sympathetically as they talk about Whose Fault It Is
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the capacity of suburban recycling containers severely lags behind the deluge of cardboard caused by the online shopping era
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