Sonja Foust

@SonjaFoust

Writer, creator, nerd. Humor blogger on , marketing & stuff for .

Durham, NC
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Participa desde março de 2007
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  1. 8 de abr

    4 of 5 stars to Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson

  2. Retweetou
    7 de abr

    Elizabeth Banks' Online Comedy Platform for Women Shining a Spotlight on Funny Women

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    11:09 - 7 de abr de 2016 · Detalhes
    15 retweets 16 curtiram
  3. 7 de abr

    Want to see how many times you can make that strangled, frustrated screamy noise in one morning? Lose your wallet & try to replace it all.

  4. 6 de abr

    Future Baby McBaberson in the making?

    High school baseball team can name coach's baby after winning 14 games
  5. Retweetou
    6 de abr

    WATCH: Vandana Shashi on how can help cure mystery illnesses in children.

    06:46 - 6 de abr de 2016 · Detalhes
    3 retweets 7 curtiram
  6. 6 de abr

    Them: And how are you this morning? Me: *growls* Them: So "fine" then? Glad to hear it.

    1 retweet 1 curtiu
  7. Sonja Foust seguiu e
    • WhoHaha
      @whohahadotcom

      Co-Founded by Elizabeth Banks. WhoHaha is here to shine a spotlight on funny women.

    • Zack Shaffer
      @PhoenixAZ1899

      Jesus lover. N7 Spectre. Professional flat spot tripper-over.

  8. Retweetou
    4 de abr

    Thanks for the love!

    Our latest of the Week once toured the West Coast and opened for :
    3 retweets 2 curtiram
  9. 1 de abr

    My dog, ladies and gentlemen: Begs for sandwich, gets bite of sandwich, immediately horks up sandwich, begs for more sandwich.

    1 curtiu
  10. 1 de abr

    I'm a little upset that those underpants that soak up your period are not an joke.

    09:10 - 1 de abr de 2016 · Detalhes
  11. Retweetou
    1 de abr

    Key to beating is knowing that trust is a sham and the foundation of your relationships were never truthful anyway. Eat Arby's.

    7 retweets 11 curtiram
  12. 1 de abr

    I did not remember it being a tradition to have all of your technology break on April Fool's day.

  13. 31 de mar

    Everybody's a comedian.

    1 curtiu
  14. Retweetou
    31 de mar

    "Hello. Is it curls you're lookin' for?"

    Ver conversa Ocultar conversa
    1 retweet 2 curtiram
  15. Retweetou
    31 de mar

    Cuz you're three times a lady? ;)

    Asked for big, loose curls. Got Lionel Richie. This is my life, people.
    1 retweet
  16. 31 de mar

    Asked for big, loose curls. Got Lionel Richie. This is my life, people.

    3 curtiram
  17. 31 de mar

    on today!

  18. Retweetou
    28 de mar

    "I'll clean up. You read."

    25 retweets 43 curtiram
  19. Retweetou
    28 de mar

    she had a spare flamethrower

    57 retweets 121 curtiram
  20. Retweetou
    28 de mar

    Lunch isn't lunch unless I've dropped half of it into my bra.

    2 retweets 6 curtiram

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