Sonja Foust

@SonjaFoust

Writer, creator, nerd. Humor blogger on , marketing & stuff for .

Durham, NC
Participa desde março de 2007

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  1. 4 of 5 stars to Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson

  2. Retweetou

    Elizabeth Banks' Online Comedy Platform for Women Shining a Spotlight on Funny Women

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  3. Want to see how many times you can make that strangled, frustrated screamy noise in one morning? Lose your wallet & try to replace it all.

  4. Retweetou

    WATCH: Vandana Shashi on how can help cure mystery illnesses in children.

  5. Them: And how are you this morning? Me: *growls* Them: So "fine" then? Glad to hear it.

  6. Sonja Foust seguiu e
    • @whohahadotcom

      Co-Founded by Elizabeth Banks. WhoHaha is here to shine a spotlight on funny women.

    • @PhoenixAZ1899

      Jesus lover. N7 Spectre. Professional flat spot tripper-over.

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  8. My dog, ladies and gentlemen: Begs for sandwich, gets bite of sandwich, immediately horks up sandwich, begs for more sandwich.

  9. I'm a little upset that those underpants that soak up your period are not an joke.

  10. Retweetou

    Key to beating is knowing that trust is a sham and the foundation of your relationships were never truthful anyway. Eat Arby's.

  11. I did not remember it being a tradition to have all of your technology break on April Fool's day.

  12. Everybody's a comedian.

  13. Retweetou

    "Hello. Is it curls you're lookin' for?"

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  15. Asked for big, loose curls. Got Lionel Richie. This is my life, people.

  16. Retweetou

    "I'll clean up. You read."

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    she had a spare flamethrower

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    Lunch isn't lunch unless I've dropped half of it into my bra.

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