Jason Gore

@sonicdork

Comedian/Actor/Writer, Best Show Dudio, Meet My Friends The Friends, Performer, Bridge & Tunnel

NYC/Jersey City
Geregistreerd in augustus 2008

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    HAIL_TO_THE_CHIEF.flac

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    I have watched this so many times today.

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    "I think I just did a hack." -- My husband, heating up chili in a mug instead of a bowl.

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    Or “Partyman.”

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    Put “Any Song Requests?” on your wedding invitation & I will excitedly write down “Batdance” & honestly mean it.

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    "Can you please talk to us about the dead reporters in Annapolis?" “Do you have any words of condolence for the families, Mr. President?” "Why are you walking away?" Pres. Trump does not comment when asked about the deadly Maryland newsroom shooting.

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  8. 28 jun.

    It’s cool, guys. He was just kidding. Send all the officers and emergency crews home. Tell the families their loved ones died in Annapolis because of a solid joke!

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  10. 28 jun.

    If you have this album, open the CD tray and check out Slawdog, 1996.

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    27 jun.

    I don't know, I guess my plan for the future of the US is to just learn to do pull ups like Sarah Connor did

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  12. 27 jun.

    Slawdog. 1989. Proud as fuck to be photographed.

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  14. 27 jun.

    Justice Kennedy watches a migrant child crying on television. He turns the TV off. "Welp! Time to retire! DADDY WANTS SOME JETSKI TIME." Lee Greenwood's Greatest Hit plays. America collapses.

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  15. 27 jun.

    TIME 👏 TO 👏 MOVE 👏 TO 👏 CANADA 👏 OR 👏 ENGLAND 👏

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  16. 27 jun.

    Current shot of the US from space.

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    27 jun.

    It's very simple: Trump doesn't get another Supreme Court pick until the investigation of his alleged treachery against the U.S. is complete. No man suspected of conspiring with America's enemies should be given a second stolen SCOTUS seat until he's been exonerated. Full stop.

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    27 jun.

    This should be 's statement on Justice Kennedy's retirement: “The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new Congress.”

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    27 jun.

    No one can be appointed to fill seat of Justice Kennedy because it's too close to the election, amirite ?

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  20. 27 jun.

    FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

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