Why are All Gamers always so very very angry? Even top elite m/b/illionaire Gamers like PewDiePie and Notch, who you might expect to be happy and chill, are frequently furious. So why the rage? I have thoughts.
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By Politics™, of course, Gamers mean "women and people of colour". Their fury stems from the Historical Fact that World War II was fought entirely by and between white men, and introducing Politics™ presses X to disrespect that Fact.
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Much of Gamers' annoyance comes also from their conviction that the wrong side won that particular war, although many may be loathe to admit this. "
#NotAllGamers are nazis!" they will cry in response. And that is true. Not all of them are.Show this thread -
In fact, I think there's a much deeper reason for the phenomenon of GamerRage, and it's this: On some hidden level Gamers are aware that their hobby is a tremendous waste of time and all their so-called Achievements are meaningless. Even the ones that took ages to get.
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If you are a Gamer and made it this far through the thread without beginning to type a rant against my post-modern neo-Marxist analysis of your terrible personal failings, well done! I will take your "Cuck"s and "SJW!"s and "This is why Trump won"s as read.
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If you haven't managed that: Congratulations! You've unlocked the "Hook Line & Sinker" Achievement. Thank you for reading and I'm sorry you can't take a joke.
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