dystopian horror where you can't build people, you have to wait for them to grow out of evil pre-human dwarfs under the supervision of people-farmers, and a substantial % of the population's hours is spent working in small scale artisanal people farms
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also let's say the dwarfs literally grow inside people's bodies and then burst out semi-unpredictably, causing great pain
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burst out from the genital area how about. or is that too over the top
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apple pie is harmful and should probably be banned. way too much sugar
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it will just make the other things you eat taste less sweet. i don't think there's a case for legalization outside libertarian extremist fantasies
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dystopian horror where there's a white sand-like substance that people legally ingest for pleasurable hedonic treadmill stimulation even though it rots their teeth and makes them fat and so on
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dystopian horror where degenerate wolves roam the cities, imperfectly restrained by leather straps, and humans talk to them as if they're fellow humans
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they grow out of dwarf degenerate wolves that burst forth from larger degenerate wolves, but for these beings, civilization and virtue are eternally outside their grasp because of their neural limitations
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your fellow humans will coo at their freakishly large heads as if spellbound
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sorry sometimes I like to indulge in morbid fantasies while I'm waiting in line in the aspartame queue
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dystopian horror where people's uniforms are a mess of differences with no consistent adherence to (sub)caste-based gray patterns. some have actual ads on them and many of the rest have such loud colors that they might as well be ads
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let's say when two people wear the same uniform by accident, it's considered kind of embarrassing even. and people compete over whose uniform had the greatest amount of alternative wealth traded off against it during its creation
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i'm undecided on aspartame-based apple pie from aspartame-based apples
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