this is actually one of the best original haikus in englishhttps://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/389432783304548352 …
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Then the master said "I need a fat bitch" and the pupil was enlightened.
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A pupil spoke to the master, complaining about his lack of progress. The master said "Would you touch a poop for $5?"
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I must eat, yet I need no food. I must work, yet I need no job. I am not an aspiring dog owner, yet I need a fat bitch. What am I?
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Saw a down&out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "天生萬物以養人 人無一善以報天 殺殺殺殺殺殺殺". What could this mean?
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