Shalmali Sohoni

@sohonishalmali

Sunnyvale, California
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Joined January 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    May 30

    New York's hottest nightclub is . It has everything: Russian entanglements, spray tans, creepy handshakes, surprise trade wars.

    820 replies 24,076 retweets 53,390 likes
  2. Feb 16

    First casualty of is the news feed!

  3. Jan 28

    Same.

    Just donated to just to feel like I am doing SOMETHING.
  4. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    This is like when Dolores Umbridge took over Hogwarts.

    148 replies 16,221 retweets 26,579 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Retweet if you're part of Dumbledore's Army.

    32 replies 7,226 retweets 6,361 likes
  6. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2016

    Dear God Please let Ruth Bader Ginsburg live to be 120. Amen

    186 replies 5,017 retweets 14,661 likes
  7. 9 Nov 2016

    Oh!! So this is what happened during the time that Luke Wilson was cryogenically frozen in

  8. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Our social networks are bubbles that trick us into believing everyone else thinks and acts more like us.

    86 replies 3,389 retweets 6,004 likes
  9. 8 Nov 2016

    Please someone wake me up from this nightmare I'm having where Trump is about to be elected POTUS

  10. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    git reset --hard 2015

    60 replies 6,064 retweets 6,804 likes
  11. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    If we've learned anything tonight, it's that we need more affordable college education.

    17 replies 697 retweets 1,316 likes
  12. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years tonight.

    92 retweets 103 likes
  13. 8 Nov 2016

    I didn't think anything could be worse than this election but wins by a landslide in "Worst ISP 2016"

    2 replies 4 likes
  14. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Six seasons of screaming NNNNOOOOO at your TV during Game of Thrones were intended to prepare you for this day, America

    10 replies 1,055 retweets 1,244 likes
  15. 6 Nov 2016

    Shopping trips make me have an existential crisis: who decides these discounts? why am I buying this over that? what are we doing here?

  16. 19 Oct 2016

    "Growth and comfort never coexist" - Ginni Rometty, Keynote, GHC 2016

    1 like
  17. 19 Oct 2016

    Gratifying to see and be a part of the biggest gathering of Women in Computing in the world!…

    1 like
  18. 9 Oct 2016

    This should come with a warning: May cause migraine, nausea, dizziness and difficulty breathing.

    2 likes
  19. 10 Aug 2016

    . Not sure ! Trying to "Live Chat" with customer support for an hour. Think I'll switch to

    2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
  20. 6 Aug 2016

    Hungry baby Lazy toddler Angry middle schooler Awkward teen College nerd Unemployed graduate Single Loser

    4 likes

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