socialoracle

@socialoracle

Parental unit, consumer, citizen and independant thinker. Interested in various activites and subjects. I've been described as a Noun, Pronoun and a verb.

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Joined January 2009
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  1. Mar 30

    Epic thread. The horror, the intrigue and tragedy is amazing.

    I wish I could close this up with a neat little bow, but, it appears that we may never know why she did it. Maybe she doesn’t know she did it. Either way I’m now forced to work 40hrs a week next to a cold blooded individual
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  2. Mar 6

    A real restaurant. Kinda like a SNL's "Troff & Brew."

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  3. Mar 6

    "Wet yoga"

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  4. Jan 29

    Told you.

    Florida Man lets Jesus take the wheel, flips truck 5 times on interstate
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  5. Jan 24

    Remember, Jesus, to our knowledge, has never been licensed to operate a motor vehicle.

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  6. Jan 4

    "Now 30% slower when properly patched!"

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  7. 20 Nov 2017

    I wonder how many circuits were tripped on the reversing the polarity of the Heisenberg compensators.

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  8. 14 Sep 2017

    With Apple's iWatch3 I can leave my $1,000 at home?

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  9. 21 Aug 2017

    This seems to have caused mass hysteria. I've seen a lot of people confounded that their cereal boxes are empty.

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  10. 18 Jul 2017

    "Do you even fetch Bro?"

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  11. 11 Jul 2017

    Feudalism 2.0

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  12. 23 Jun 2017

    There is a market for everyone. Including idiots.

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  13. 29 Mar 2017

    Think of how many will need to be re-recorded to get rid of specific lyrics.

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  14. 13 Mar 2017

    music is simply musicians that don’t understand the consequences of their actions. I don’t have empathy for repeating failure.

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  15. 11 Mar 2017

    “My hockey team is better than yours.” Prolly cause you aren’t on the team.

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  16. 10 Mar 2017

    I was extremely disappointed that wasn’t a well aged bourbon.

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  17. 10 Mar 2017

    I'm getting tired of special interest groups trying to raise my awareness. I'm at my fucking awareness limit.

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  18. 10 Mar 2017

    A stripper told me she’s working to pay her way through college from the souls of broken men.

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  19. 10 Mar 2017

    When someone says “My dad beat the shit out of me I turned out alright” you’re probably in strip club.

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  20. 10 Mar 2017

    I realized my past dating successes was directly related to lowering my standards.

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