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Joined July 2010

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  1. both enjoyable to watch and read

  2. BuzzFeed's comes w comment fights re: “authenticity,” on restaurants comes w “cool food elite"

  3. wow that’s going to be a huge game changer i bet

  4. tfw former high school bromates made a night of it at a sanders rally and won't stop posting pics on Facebook

  5. Old woman who answers the door: Joe Paterno has been dead for ... four years!!

  6. i'm so sorry but this was truly perfect

  7. and yet it’s not called “subFacebooking"

  8. whoa this is crazy!

  9. Goodnight love you

  10. My friend is a teacher and today was the first day of "puberty unit." This is the best.

  11. Even the Duggar's "slutty" cousin Amy is hocking a pyramid scheme on Instagram!!! My future feels closer than ever

  12. Hummus sweets are either disgusting or in grave need of clarification

  13. Umm, I have a guess...

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