Jens Alfke

@snej

iOS/Mac/CouchDB guy at Couchbase. In my spare time I cut things with lasers and pretend to be a DJ.

San Jose, California
jens.mooseyard.com
Joined January 2007
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  1. Jul 7

    Verifying myself: I am snej on Keybase.io. wcP6xHW2ZgtaV3I2sPWGKKQVa4Q0pKkFfyis /

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  2. 7 Apr 2015

    Released Swiftier under made-up Thelemaic License: “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.” Open Source meets Aleister Crowley…

    1 retweet 4 likes
  3. 7 Apr 2015

    Hey, I made a kludgy-but-useful hack to help port Obj-C code to by doing the grunt work for you:

    1 retweet 3 likes
  4. 15 Jan 2015

    Complete our mini hack & win a MakerBot. Build a working online/offline app in 30 min

    14 retweets 48 likes
  5. 14 Oct 2014

    Wanna join the build team, automating iOS, Android, .NET, build and test. Email jchris@couchbase.com

    13 retweets 2 likes
  6. 26 Sep 2014

    I am now , Esq., on .

  7. 26 Sep 2014

    Spare an invite to , guvnor? Down on me luck, need new social network. *rattles tin cup* Label on cup reads “jens at mooseyard d0t com”

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  8. 1 Jul 2014

    New DJ sneJ mix! “My Spine Is The Bassline” … my inspirations for learning to play bass guitar. Post-punk aplenty.

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  9. 10 Jun 2014 San Jose, CA

    …actually that’s today (6/10) at 10am.

  10. 9 Jun 2014

    Learn how to develop iOS apps w/ tomo at 10! will give a demonstration & a peek into CB future plans

    5 retweets 1 like
  11. 5 Jun 2014 Mission Bay, San Francisco

    It seems to be my fate to miss homeward Caltrains by five minutes. At least 4th&King isn’t a subzero wind-tunnel like Millbrae.

  12. 5 Jun 2014

    I've created a mailing list for the programming language:

    1 retweet 6 likes
  13. 5 Jun 2014 Garden Alameda, San Jose

    …but hey, I’m open minded, so I keep trying it once a year.

  14. 5 Jun 2014 San Jose, CA

    Still not getting why Twitter is interesting/useful. Thinkin’ about what might make it better; too bad no room to write about that here :-p

  15. 2 Jun 2014 San Jose, CA

    Seriously, I am scouring Yosemite from my Mac as soon as I can find my backup disk. Even though I haven’t backed up in 2 wks. Ack Pthbbbt!

  16. 2 Jun 2014 San Jose, CA

    : Awesome new language. Great new APIs. Buggy-as-fuck unusable beta releases. HIDEOUS MAC UI JEEZUS MY EYES!!1 Oh, nice jacket too.

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  17. 2 Jun 2014 San Francisco, CA

    Giant Yosemite banner at WWDC @ Moscone West Convention Center

  18. 2 Jun 2014 Union Square, San Francisco

    A new language?! Pinch me, I’m dreaming.

    1 like
  19. 2 Jun 2014 Union Square, San Francisco

    Fucking Helvetica.

  20. 2 Jun 2014 Union Square, San Francisco

    My two wishes: 1. Better inter-app integration for iOS; 2. Don’t fuck up the Mac OS UI too horribly. Not very optimistic about either.

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