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It’s wildly depressing to be so emotionally stunted that you’re just stuck in early 2000s era Internet, lingo hasn’t changed even little. Doesn’t matter what year you’re born in, you just end up there like purgatory
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Genuinely really mad at El0n for destroying this site. I k ow it’s had problems but a lot is going down with it
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If you find yourself enjoying the Jaguar games in #Atari50, thank our Jaguar Master, Rich Whitehouse -- he wrote the emulator from scratch, specifically for this project. (Where did he learn to fly?)
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I wrote the Atari Jaguar emulator in this one!
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People say Twitter what it used to be, but the Prince of Albania is beefing with a history podcast and one of the remaining Hapsbergs posts about anime. Not sure what else you're wanting here
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"My son wants a new 3DS"
"We only have a Used New 3DS right now"
*Mom runs out of store screaming*
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There it is boys
The holy book of memes
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When you know a place like Grillby's IRL and its open 24/7
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Soviet Soldier looking out into the forests outside Stalingrad after repelling Nazi invaders; 1943 (colourized)
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1986: Let's give Link a Boomerang
1991: Let's give Link a huge sword
2000: Let's give Link a mask
2017: Let's give Link an iPhone
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Everyone's favorite board is having a normal one rn
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Walking along, Face the aisle at a 45 degree angle while repeatedly pressing the use key
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You're shopping at your local food market, and you notice this young woman from behind.
How do you open?
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the existence of Lil Nas X implies the existence of a Lil Nas X2, Lil Nas: The Wily Wars and Lil Nas Soccer
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Starting to realize that Kirby games are not "easy" as much as Kirby is an unstoppable force, a literal space god
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I just love how they *clenches fist* grip all that death
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Mike Huckabee is that uncle you never see until Christmas who claims he's "four years sober" and always dings your car when he backs out
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Replying to
2012: "Nintendo using the damsel in distress trope again?"
2017: "I wish Bowser would kidnap me"
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Tired: Press start to play
Wired:
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I wake up this morning and everyone in my clan has changed their name to Bernie Sanders
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I WON A CHEAP CHINESE TABLET OUT OF A UFO CATCHER AND IT HAS THE PORNHUB APP PREINSTALLED
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Honestly Nintendo needed to post this image with a release date and Kirby would have sold just as many copies
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Just heard "We stan a cancelled king" on the local Catholic radio station, if you're wondering how Easter weekend in Alabama is going
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JUST IN: At least $1 billion of customer funds have vanished from collapsed crypto exchange FTX, per Reuters.
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Lol: Twitter sent an HR email to every laid off employee acknowledging it's late getting people their separation agreements and release of claims. But the company messed up the BCC and it has become a reply-all catastrophe.
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farewell to one of my all time favorite C64 musicians, who passed away this month after a years-long battle with cancer
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I love digital preservation because I started researching this knitting program on a floppy disk to see what was on it since it's being temperamental and I found what I can only describe as the official #digipres mascot.
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who am i kidding i can never leave twitter
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Scrambling to find childcare because my capricious manchild of a new boss just declared that I’ll lose my job if I don’t come into the office tomorrow after years of remote work… le epic
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me reaping, me sowing: a story in 4 parts
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