Sweet Meteor O'Death

@smod4real

Candidate for President, Precambrian Conservative, Tough on Putin & Iran, Everyone's going to die,

En route to planet Earth
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2014.

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  1. prije 5 sati

    Celebrate my unequivocal victory in the with some classic campaign merch that is almost certainly not tainted with the at

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  3. A guy from Iowa goes to Minnesota & buys a chainsaw that promises to cut at least 35 trees/day. A week later he comes back in, complaining that the chainsaw only cuts 2 trees/day. The store owner takes the chainsaw, starts it up, & the guy from Iowa says, “What’s that noise?”

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  4. Iowa, you have shocked the nation. By all indications, is going on to New Hampshire victorious.

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  5. BREAKING: The Organization of American States is protesting the and the Bolivian military is now urging Senator Sanders to resign.

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  6. 4. velj

    Here's video of me performing quality control

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  7. 3. velj

    The attacks keep on coming and yet my poll numbers have never been higher! 2020 is looking increasingly good for the asteroid apocalypse.

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  8. 3. velj

    REMINDER: You’re all going to die very soon so don’t waste your time and energy on an emotional investment in any political candidate.

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  9. 3. velj

    Do better “conservatives” SMH

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  10. 3. velj
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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    First, I think this was the best ad of the night. Second, I would like to see a debate between ⁦⁩ and the Snicker Hole.

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  12. 2. velj

    Rollin’ into the Iowa Caucus

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  13. 2. velj
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  14. 31. sij

    I think Bernie finally gets it

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  15. 30. sij

    UNBELIEVABLE: Someone found a 1987 interview where a young Pete Buttigieg seems to praise George Wallace.

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  16. 29. sij

    IT’S HAPPENING: The knives are out for now that the extinction-level asteroid impact is the obvious front runner

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  17. 29. sij
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  18. 25. sij

    POMPEO: Find Ukraine on this map KELLY: It’s right here POMPEO: People are going to hear about this KELLY: About how I pointed to Ukraine? POMPEO: This is off the record KELLY: Then how will people hear about it? POMPEO: FUCK!!! KELLY: Do you bring an unlabeled map everywhere?

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  19. 23. sij

    No big deal just China issuing <checks notes> a government quarantine of <puts on glasses> 23 million people one day before <chugs bottle of whiskey> Chinese New Year’s Eve which happens to be <swallows pills> the nation’s busiest day for travel.

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  20. 23. sij

    Hunter Biden won’t be testifying because hooking your idiot relatives up with lucrative sinecures is a DC tradition that enjoys strong, bipartisan support.

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