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"Hey, you guys dare me to eat this whole party sub by myself?" I ask the dolls that line my bedroom shelves
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My bf’s dad moved from Australia to Canada years ago but still has a full on Australian accent. Like instead of “hello,” he says “g’day!” & he says “Sunday” like “sundee,” & he pronounces “it’s so nice to meet you!” as “you will never be good enough for my son.”
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A guy who lives on my street rang my doorbell and said, “Are you the lesbian who saves the cats?” And I said, “Yes. That’s exactly who I am. Let me get my coat.”
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Lenny Kravitz has 24 hours to respondhttps://twitter.com/raptors/status/1225181859732250624 …
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Me, to myself: Okay, just be cool, don't say anything weird Any woman: *says something that makes me laugh* Me, out loud: THAT'S HILARIOUS WE SHOULD BE SISTER WIVES BUT WITHOUT THE HUSBAND
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Friend: Can I be honest with you about something? Me: Of course! Friend: You sometimes- Me: *walking into the ocean* Hahah I know, right?
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[trying to make a new friend] ...so that's the worst thing that's ever happened to me, now you go
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“i’m not looking to date right now” is never fun to receive but the person i was talking to really softened the blow with “and i’m not really looking to make friends either”
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My bf’s dad moved from Australia to Canada years ago but still has a full on Australian accent. Like instead of “hello,” he says “g’day!” & he says “Sunday” like “sundee,” & he pronounces “it’s so nice to meet you!” as “you will never be good enough for my son.”
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I imagine this is what it looks like when you open the door to Heaven.pic.twitter.com/WxsX7sg3kQ
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Feminism in politics is shaking your head ever so slightly as the bad men absolutely blast diarrhea into your home
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Girl power is stomping all over poor people to walk up to the man that threw them on the ground and saying “sir, no!”
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my sister used my makeup so I made what I thought was an obvious joke what in gods name is up with her gullibility??pic.twitter.com/5B10sPs60y
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People grow. Opinions change. Tastes develop. With that in mind, I keep revisiting melons (honeydew & cantaloupe, specifically) to see if I’ll like them. But no, as of Monday, February 3rd, 2020, I must reluctantly report that melons are still garbage.
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Transition lenses but instead of reacting to light they get darker the more someone talks at you.
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"It's not the size of the stick that's important, Dave!" "WHROTEVER ROOZERS"pic.twitter.com/ksgXteclEo
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ME: [jumping in cab] Follow that truck DRIVER: The one selling ice-cream? ME: JUST DO IT
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Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house
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if you’re drowning in nostalgia or yearning for the impossible; may i suggest a natural remedy for your soul? pretend you’re the world’s smallest frog swimming in a tropical pond and never getting emails.
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[Watching halftime show] ME: I hope I look as good as Jlo when I’m 50. GIRLFRIEND: You don’t look that good now. ME: Yeah I’m not 50 yet.
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