Smerk, Sufferer of autocorrect dysfunction

@smerkaliscious

🚫DM’s mum-4,Tatts, curses,loves to laugh & tell random jokes usually pissed 🍻,loves beer =BFhttps://curiouscat.me/smerkaliscious/post/938642418?t=1564072756Ll

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    And this is how my evening shall be..

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  2. Correction.. that is how our shit beer is made!! 🤣🤣

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  3. Hey guys! My mate mike got suspended.. here is his new account to follow back.. help him out

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  4. Rito groovers! It’s near on 2am & I’m fading like a flower! Keep smiling, laughing & having fun. Be a good person today ❤️🥰❤️ and of you’re worried about the earth coming to an end, it’s already tomorrow here so you’re good! Much love 💕 thanks for the laughs

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  5. Fun geography fact: if you rearrange all the continents of the would you can make a chicken.. apparently one cock head did

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  6. I’m that bored.. tomorrow I’m going to wear a shirt that says LIFE.. and give everyone that walks past me a Lemon..

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  7. Oh nice! Finally something in Australia NOT trying to kill us!

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  8. Do regular dogs look at police dogs & think.. act normal it’s the cops?

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  9. I’m in one of those moods where I want to throw a book at someone’s face and be all like” I Facebooked you!”

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  10. Fun romantic fact: if you light a candle under the moonlight of a full moon & say the name of the person you love 3 times, you will look really stupid doing that

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  11. Fun Aussie fact: if you say “raise up lights” you have just said ‘razor blades’ in an Aussie accent... now say“ well oil beef hooked”

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  12. Nutritional fact: if you drink a gallon of water a day, you won’t have time for other people’s bullshit. Mostly attributed to the fact you will be on the pisser all day .. stay hydrated my friends!

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  13. British accent: Justin Biebah.. American accent: Justin Biebur.. Aussie accent: Jastin Beybah... now tell you you just didn’t try all those accents 😂

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  14. When I was a baby and toddler, my parents used to bathe me is disgusting aussie beer.. it was only when I hit adulthood they told me I was Foster’d

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  15. I heard a guy playing Momma Mia on his didgeridoo the other day.. it was awesome. I shock his hand & said to him.. mate that’s ABBAriginal!

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  16. I learnt how to get an Australian one armed man out of of a tree.. I waved at him

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  17. Y’all know I live in a small town in outback Australia.. we have very little public transport n shit. So if I get pissed at the pub, to get home I catch a Kangaruber

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  18. Australians don’t actually have sex.. they Maaate!

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  19. My Pommy mate was trying to get Australian citizenship.. they asked him if he had a criminal record.. he said “No, is that still required?”

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  20. Fun Australian fact: Australians call the bottom of their shoes their soul-mates

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  21. I’ve been stewing over this knobgobblers comments.. I’m single but I will always be a mother! I’m thinking your god ain’t all they are cracked up to be. Love & acceptance dude.

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