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And this is how my evening shall be..pic.twitter.com/bsJx8vrbH6
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Correction.. that is how our shit beer is made!!

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Hey guys! My mate mike got suspended.. here is his new account to follow back.. help him outhttps://twitter.com/mikesuspended/status/1225165323290259458 …
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Rito groovers! It’s near on 2am & I’m fading like a flower! Keep smiling, laughing & having fun. Be a good person today


and of you’re worried about the earth coming to an end, it’s already tomorrow here so you’re good! Much love
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Fun geography fact: if you rearrange all the continents of the would you can make a chicken.. apparently one cock head didpic.twitter.com/G3u17Gtj3t
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I’m that bored.. tomorrow I’m going to wear a shirt that says LIFE.. and give everyone that walks past me a Lemon..
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Oh nice! Finally something in Australia NOT trying to kill us!pic.twitter.com/zL3LVQNMhs
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Do regular dogs look at police dogs & think.. act normal it’s the cops?
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I’m in one of those moods where I want to throw a book at someone’s face and be all like” I Facebooked you!”
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Fun romantic fact: if you light a candle under the moonlight of a full moon & say the name of the person you love 3 times, you will look really stupid doing that
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Fun Aussie fact: if you say “raise up lights” you have just said ‘razor blades’ in an Aussie accent... now say“ well oil beef hooked”
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Nutritional fact: if you drink a gallon of water a day, you won’t have time for other people’s bullshit. Mostly attributed to the fact you will be on the pisser all day .. stay hydrated my friends!
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British accent: Justin Biebah.. American accent: Justin Biebur.. Aussie accent: Jastin Beybah... now tell you you just didn’t try all those accents
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When I was a baby and toddler, my parents used to bathe me is disgusting aussie beer.. it was only when I hit adulthood they told me I was Foster’d
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I heard a guy playing Momma Mia on his didgeridoo the other day.. it was awesome. I shock his hand & said to him.. mate that’s ABBAriginal!
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I learnt how to get an Australian one armed man out of of a tree.. I waved at him
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Y’all know I live in a small town in outback Australia.. we have very little public transport n shit. So if I get pissed at the pub, to get home I catch a Kangaruber
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Australians don’t actually have sex.. they Maaate!
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My Pommy mate was trying to get Australian citizenship.. they asked him if he had a criminal record.. he said “No, is that still required?”
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Fun Australian fact: Australians call the bottom of their shoes their soul-mates
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I’ve been stewing over this knobgobblers comments.. I’m single but I will always be a mother! I’m thinking your god ain’t all they are cracked up to be. Love & acceptance dude.https://twitter.com/thisisfoster/status/1224462357159718913 …
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