smelendez

@smelendez

Well-meaning but at times problematic

New Orleans
Joined December 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    A pornography glut forcing Playboy to abandon nudity in 2016 would've been a funny fictional idea in 1999. Wish I'd thought of it then.

    254 retweets 345 favorites
  2. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    My kind of town, Chicago is. My kind of syntax, Chicago has.

    51 retweets 93 favorites
  3. 15 hours ago

    Sext: You are currently the only person in this conference

  4. Oct 11

    Why has nobody registered ?

  5. Oct 11

    60 Minutes has the blandest recappers of any show I can think of

  6. Oct 11

    1930s actress Clara Bow's secretary leaked telegrams she received from men: "Steam room won't steam since you left"

  7. Oct 11

    I took the when it was still called the Pepsi challenge

    1 retweet 1 favorite
  8. Oct 11

    Sexy ladies near you wondering whatever became of the boy from the roller rink with the peppermint schnapps in his waistband

  9. Retweeted
    Oct 11

    Evergreen headline 1,203: "Musician Demands Candidate Stop Using His Song"

    6 retweets 3 favorites
  10. Oct 11

    How long until a precocious child reads a poorly digitized ebook and thinks Charlie Chaplin starred in the tech satire Modem Times?

    1 favorite
  11. Oct 10

    "Now you can have your own GIRLFRIEND... A sensuous woman living inside your computer"

    10:15 PM - 10 Oct 2015 · Details
  12. Retweeted
    Apr 18 Manhattan, NY

    Oh, in NYC, if a car alarm goes off, it's perfectly legal to bash the car in with a baseball bat. This is called broken-windows policing.

    23 retweets 45 favorites
  13. Oct 7

    Hey girl... let's go find restaurants with old payphones in the back and post on Yelp that they lead to hidden cocktail lounges...

    2 favorites
  14. Retweeted
    Oct 7

    When neighborhoods gentrify, why aren't their public schools improving?

    2:07 PM - 7 Oct 2015 · Details
    73 retweets 71 favorites
  15. smelendez followed and
    • carrie from prom
      @CarriePotter_

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    • Patrick Byrne
      Verified account
      @OverstockCEO

      CEO of , advocate of personal freedom, access to quality education and fairness in capital markets.

  16. Retweeted
    Oct 6

    Cool hat generator.

    11:22 AM - 6 Oct 2015 · Details
    6 retweets 4 favorites
  17. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    'new phone who dis' - factcheckers

    9:57 PM - 5 Oct 2015 · Details
    1 retweet 1 favorite
  18. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    bell hooks hosting dialogue at the New School every evening this week, free and open to the public

    22 retweets 49 favorites
  19. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    biggest scotus news of the day tbh

    Get in line: Supreme Court says members of the bar can no longer hire line-standers to wait in line for them
    9 retweets 22 favorites
  20. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    Your lunchtime read: how digital art curators are fighting to save vintage data and hardware→

    10:14 AM - 5 Oct 2015 · Details
    3 retweets 1 favorite

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