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@smealum
hax, gamedev. i live to serve. IG: instagram.com/masc4macandche
Seattle, WAgithub.com/smealumBorn July 11Joined June 2009
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i know people here expect 3ds homebrew and shitposting but wanted to say white supremacy is fucked up and if you associate with it, fuck you
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the nice thing about iphone X is that chopping fingers off is no longer enough to steal a phone can't wait to get decapitated
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flying to vegas for
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- be sure to come to my talk on hacking smart buttplugs (yes, really, but there's also some nordic BLE stack vulns in there) this Sunday! featuring some of the best slides I've ever made
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and yes, I'm gay. being angry is not ideal for coming out, but I can hide by staying silent. POC, women and others cant. solidarity, I guess
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everyone interested in 3DS homebrew should get IRONFALL from the eshop for FREE ! tell all your friends, please RT !
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i feel honored, being the first to see that our years of work finally made this possible
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today is ninjhax's 5th birthday! i know that "time flies" is a cliché but i still have a hard time believing it's been that long since my first high profile exploit release. thanks to everyone for your support since then.
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EVERYONE interested in 3DS homebrew should download YouTube from eshop for FREE. tell all your friends, please RT !
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telling people at the gay bar about being stalked by a Nintendo hired private investigator has been very therapeutic
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i can't believe nintendo is forcing me to buy a new 2ds xl this is fucking bullshit man
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btw homebrew has been available on switch for a while... all you need to do to get it is go out and buy yourself an nvidia SHIELD tablet
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politely asked someone not wearing a mask in line to take a step back, he responded "we're all anti vaxxers here, go back to San Jose" which I feel really captures the essence of our country at this point in time
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nothing quite like reverse engineering your own exploits because you lost your notes
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would selling 3ds bugs to nintendo to pay for mortgage be ok or would i be hated forever
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assuming i started working on old3ds 11.4+ payloads again and streamed it, would anyone be interested in watching? nothing too advanced
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people complaining about switch's 2.5 - 6 hour announced battery life have very short memory
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i am unbelievably excited to announce that you will *NOT* need cubic ninja or zelda to install #IRONHAX. expect instructions by end of week.
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tonight's realization: the apple watch's resolution is higher than the 3DS topscreen's. a watch has more pixels than a modern game console.
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why the fuck did no one tell me the was a national coming out day before I ended up doing it on some random day like an idiot
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IN OTHER NEWS I AM OFFICIALLY MASTER SMEA FROM NOW ON PLEASE ONLY ADDRESS ME AS SUCH
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allegedly luma is broken on the new update for now so i guess literally everyone should hold off on updating for now
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it's 2018 and i'm still being asked to work on a shitty version of minecraft i made for the original DS in 2011
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the news about Near is heart breaking and I'm not sure what to say. I'm sad, angry and I know that this kind of thing is just going to keep happening. it's not fair that we're so powerless in the face of such disgusting behavior
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i hate buying a console for just one game but i just got a PS4 for god of war and so far... worth it. amazing game
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this release is actually kind of embarrassing because this was like two hours of work that I could've done months ago... oops
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since everyone insists on it, happy new year. i'll probably be releasing a 3DS exploit chain (primary entrypoint to arm9) at some point this year, though not sure when. also hoping to give more talks. and stop blacking out so often! but one thing at a time.
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my friends and family are all fine, thanks to everyone asking. fuck whoever did this, and fuck whatever they were fighting for.
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to people telling me "if you're tired you should sleep" you didn't let me finish I actually meant I'm tired of ur shit
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was able to get all functionality going on 11.3 tonight, just need to do some testing and maybe fix a few bugs, will do that tomorrow night.
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every single day i learn how to hate C++ just a little bit more and i think that's beautiful
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thinking of *finally* doing that new 3ds entrypoint hax stream this weekend if i can set things up in time. people up for that ?
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guess it's solid proof of Nintendo not being done with 3ds for at least a little while still. probably good idea to keep some hax private.
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