Steve Masterson

@smasterson

Marketing strategist at Jack Morton Worldwide. Marathoner and gamer on the side. Obsessed with what makes people tick and trying to end his bio comically.

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  1. Retweeted
    May 4

    What if I told you... I photoshopped the same face onto every man behind Trump. Would you have noticed if I hadn't said anything?

    3,763 replies 107,690 retweets 210,923 likes
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    May 4

    Thank you Mr. Trump for admitting that universal health care is the better way to go. I'll be sure to quote you on the floor of the Senate.

    1,336 replies 33,437 retweets 66,120 likes
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    Feb 28

    Amusing to watch my wife get upset over my $54 samurai sword when she had no problem spending $75 on groceries

    Amusing to watch Dems get upset over Trump's $54B defense hike, when they had no problem w/ the Sanders $75B/per year free college plan
    767 replies 72,441 retweets 150,209 likes
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    7 Dec 2015

    The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcruxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me I'll be finding the other six.

    195 replies 12,198 retweets 12,349 likes
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    Jan 18

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  6. Retweeted
    3 Sep 2016

    Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know:

    993 replies 53,690 retweets 78,287 likes
  7. 2 Sep 2016

    (Literal) signs you're in - there's an earthquake button in the elevator, and…

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  8. 27 May 2016

    The US population wastes time on petty arguments and one-upmanship... meanwhile, here comes the actual !

    Antibiotic-resistant superbug found in United States patient for 1st time
    1 retweet 12 likes
  9. 18 Apr 2016

    Doing this thing again. See you out there.

  10. 24 Mar 2016

    Story time!!

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. 7 Feb 2016

    It's obvious... No were shown because it would have required renting out an entire stadium and a much longer ad.

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  12. 29 Jan 2016

    Back at my alma mater, to run Brand Camp with a Marketing class. Really…

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  13. 14 Oct 2015

    3 radical ideas to totally disrupt air travel by via

  14. 28 Sep 2015

    Public Service Announcement: Do not dress your baby up as the Pope. He will steal it.

  15. 17 Sep 2015

    Which are you most guilty of? --- Infographic: 20 cognitive biases that screw up your decisions via

  16. 11 Sep 2015

    Along came a spider... (made a friend on the run home) @ Charles River

  17. Retweeted
    3 Sep 2015

    Tom Brady beats NFL in `Deflategate' court case, judge nullifies league's 4-game suspension.

    511 replies 9,509 retweets 5,915 likes
  18. 20 Aug 2015

    Amazing design, but maybe avoid playing Marco Polo-- London's new 'sky pool' lets you live your flying fish fantasies

  19. Retweeted
    14 Aug 2015

    (If you don't know what a "Xur" is or why anyone would care that it's selling something called a "Gjallarhorn," well, carry on.)

    19 replies 115 retweets 179 likes

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