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@slyphon

the secret of success is sincerity. once you can fake that, you've got it made. / sr staff eng at the tweet shack

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    26. sij

    tinosaur havin' li'l birb dreams about doin' li'l birb things with li'l birb frens. dream big li'l buddy

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  3. Note to self: don't touch Golang again until it gets generics and decent abstractions.

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    This is how to deal with spiders😏

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    Between Pete & Bernie declaring victory with 0% of the vote announced and Biden saying the results can’t be trusted I’m now very certain that Elizabeth Warren is the right choice on account of I’d like an adult to run the country please.

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  6. it still strikes me as so so so dumb that golang doesn't have relative imports and you put the full project almost-a-url in all your files.

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  7. the birb has been excavating like this for at least an hour

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    A friend sends me this pic, seen from a highway in the Heartland. My first thought: How unhappy your life must be that you climbed onto a barn and painted the name of a New York billionaire who, to this moment, you still don't realize doesn't give a shit about you.

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    THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR. NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE. NOTHING OF VALUE IS HERE. THIS PLACE IS A MESSAGE AND PART OF A SYSTEM OF MESSAGES. PAY ATTENTION TO IT. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES A POWERFUL CULTURE

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    My son is recreating "who's on first?" with his hebrew teacher: HT: So the name of this holiday is "Tu Bishvat", and "tu" is a number E: Of *course* two is a number! HT: No no it's in hebrew, "tu" is "fifteen" E: How can two be fifteen? HT: …

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    The scarier thought is that xooglers are making *accurate* reimplementations and everything inside of google is janky and kinda shit

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    Goobris: the delusion that makes xooglers think they can reimplement anything they saw anywhere else

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    29. tra 2015.

    Q: Well Picard? u mad? PICARD: [hushed fury] Q, I demand that you remove these...'memes' from the view screen at once

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    I think there can be no doubt that this was the best tweet of 2019

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    He's so…calm when he's near a mirror

    Julius, a yellow parakeet, admiring himself in the mirror
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    Wow 17 is a big number. Very impressive. Especially in ALL CAPS.

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  18. 31. sij

    hello frens it is Friday and ju-ju is pooped and chirping quietly to himself and being warmed by compilation

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    31. sij

    During the early 1990s, several of Donald Trump’s business ventures went bankrupt under the weight of the debts he had piled on them. Is the same fate in store for the United States?

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  20. 30. sij

    Go home, vscode. You're drunk.

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