water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo
there was a guy who was way too drunk at a bar i stopped by so i tried to help him get an uber instead of an ambulance cause fees and all but when i used his phone to get an uber i saw he was listening to ben shapiro’s podcast so i let people call the ambulance for him instead
Christian Cooper says he doesn't want Amy Cooper charged— says he won't cooperate with the Manhattan DA. https://bit.ly/3gsoAVK
"She’s already paid a steep price— that’s not enough of a deterrent to others? Bringing her more misery just seems like piling on.”
Super Mario Bros. Movie Lands All-Star Voice Cast: Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth Rogen https://variety.com/2021/film/news/super-mario-bros-movie-cast-chris-pratt-1235072946/…
unfortunately this drake album is up there with the best shit he’s ever made and yall are gonna have to answer for yourselves when you get caught partying to it all summer
If coronavirus and 9/11 are the two biggest events of our life, what is the third? (If you don't recall 9/11 or do recall Nixon resigning, you're not the target demo for this Q.)
me: "hey quick question about salads"
brits: "WHO CARES WE HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE!!!!! WHICH YALL NEED MORE THAN US CAUSE OF ALL THEM SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!!!! AND FRIED HAMBURGERS!!!!! GO GET SHOT IN A WALMART YOU FLIPPY GIBLET!!!!!!!!!!!"
a bunch of people in their 40s have been yelling back and forth at each other about dr seuss for almost 24 hrs now
grown ass people with bills who can buy drugs and beer been flipping out and crying about cat in the hat, green eggs, things of that nature. we really in hell
Quincy Jones: "so we're in the middle of Cars 2 right? i'm loving it. then i hear some kid yell 'this nigga eating beans' so i turn around and sure enough, some nigga was eating beans! BEANS! but i can't go into more detail i've already said too much. you ever play pokemon go?"
BREAKING: ‘THE BATMAN’ director, Matt Reeves has revealed that Robert Pattinson’s Batman has a “Bat playlist” consisting of:
- The Cure
- Joy Division
- Bauhaus
- New Order
- Cocteau Twins
- Beach House
It’s hard to celebrate 4/20 when so many people of color are still being arrested for pot. We have to do better. Learn more: https://benjerrys.co/2Xn8vr2
Kanye
- Likes Trump
- Doesn't read
- Has 1 song about being a god
- Introduced the world to Big Sean and Cyhi
Gucci Mane
- Hates Trump
- Has written a whole book
- Has several albums about being a god
- Introduced the world to much better artists (plural) than Big Sean and Cyhi
the point is that punishment does not have to come at the hands of this broken system we've been fighting against and while difficult, we really need to think about how justice can be served without police in this instance