i need to very badly read this entire essay
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Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
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Trey Smith
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water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo
it will never not shake me that harry potter could’ve been the messi of quidditch but decided to be a cop instead
thinking about the time jpegmafia and i talked about kamala
Barack really thinks he's allowed to stop being president son is wildin you better show up to work on monday my guy
it’s wild how the older i get the more sense this scene makes
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today i learned that baby carrots are just shaved down regular carrots and not, like, a different species of carrot and honestly what the fuck
this is the entire history of the spread of christianity in one tweet incredible
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Bitch u better praise god or ima shoot and das on god
baby on it’s way to bring reinforcements to helm’s deep
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i really can't believe people pay me actual united states currency to do this shit lmao
there was a guy who was way too drunk at a bar i stopped by so i tried to help him get an uber instead of an ambulance cause fees and all but when i used his phone to get an uber i saw he was listening to ben shapiro’s podcast so i let people call the ambulance for him instead
really wild how mad people who've been yelling "fuck 12" and "ACAB" for the past month absolutely cannot see where dude is coming from here
chet hanks is exactly what suburban parents in 2007 thought would happen to their children if they let them listen to like half a lil wayne song
i really don’t understand what everyone’s problem with bernie was
outside touching grass. this boring af. i see why yall love fighting about stupid shit all day instead
nothing reminds me more of the summer than a st louis style hot dog
i’m a ask this now cause they’re all asleep but has anyone ever heard of a british person eating a salad?
adam driver as waluigi but he’s the only live action character
i’m never gonna stop thinking about this tweet
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okay who is this.....straight people are always sharing videos and gifs of him he’s like their wendy williams
the boyfriend and the cook’s relationship is completely normal and the girlfriend has a lot to learn about waffle house
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My (29F) Boyfriend (29M) keeps getting into fights with a cook at Waffle House reddit.com/r/relationship
i still can’t believe i get paid to do this lol
shouldn’t have smoked that ivermectin now i’m in the club doing equestrian tricks
The Bad and The Boujee
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the real reason ben shapiro is mad at megan and cardi is because they’re both taller than him
me and the squad on our way to plant bed bugs and lead paint chips in all of hannibal buress’s air bnb buildings twitter.com/LakeShowYo/sta
i know that staten island, wakanda for italians, is going crazy right now
unfortunately this drake album is up there with the best shit he’s ever made and yall are gonna have to answer for yourselves when you get caught partying to it all summer
been staring at this photo for about 10 minutes now. $2,350 a month 2br
this paddy's pub ass font
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ready to serve my country
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Whitmer says that every "man, woman and child would have to smoke about $2500 worth of marijuana per year to fix our roads."
i don’t know what i thought was gonna happen here but it’s so far past what i thought was gonna happen here
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whole island was on my ass when they woke up
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What’s the dumbest tweet you’ve ever gotten in trouble for?
pete davidson dating lori harvey next would be like a goddamn marvel movie on this website
it's soup season baby. where all my real soup sluts at? #slutty4soup
it’s the five year anniversary of a classic twitter.com/mariportsa/sta
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and a year from now they're gonna try to have these same players running around in 100 degree weather in the desert. a decision gotta be made
When you're having fun but then remember that bees are dying globally at an alarming rate
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we’re at the point where you gotta run their fades or their pockets that’s the only way they’ll learn
the time lenny kravitz’s dick exploded out of his pants
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If coronavirus and 9/11 are the two biggest events of our life, what is the third? (If you don't recall 9/11 or do recall Nixon resigning, you're not the target demo for this Q.)
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nothing like getting home from a long day of work, kicking your feet up, and cracking open an ol splashy
I just smoked a spliff 5 ft from chuck schumer and now they’re playing my neck my back. this is the funniest day ever
my girlfriend keeps saying wild shit and then following up with “sorry that’s the moderna talking”
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mans said “looks like it sucks to be broke. anyway”
thinkin about alvis today i hope he’s got his shit together since this twitter.com/Ilianamichele/
"so your man don't let you have friends?"
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The Irritating Gentleman, by German painter Berthold Woltze (1874). In private collection.
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this was the same interview where we talked about the best way to deal with the ultra rich when the time comes: youtu.be/hWYVdb4J4JU
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BREAKING: Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision: bit.ly/382sf9j
crying and having sex with your wife are objectively top 5 cool things to do i don't see the problem here
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Justin Bieber cried through his album playback, then excused himself to have sex with his wife trib.al/nuxLVWJ
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me: "hey quick question about salads"
brits: "WHO CARES WE HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE!!!!! WHICH YALL NEED MORE THAN US CAUSE OF ALL THEM SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!!!! AND FRIED HAMBURGERS!!!!! GO GET SHOT IN A WALMART YOU FLIPPY GIBLET!!!!!!!!!!!"
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easily the most fun i’ve ever had at work. and before you ask, yes, we were
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a bunch of people in their 40s have been yelling back and forth at each other about dr seuss for almost 24 hrs now
grown ass people with bills who can buy drugs and beer been flipping out and crying about cat in the hat, green eggs, things of that nature. we really in hell
Quincy Jones: "so we're in the middle of Cars 2 right? i'm loving it. then i hear some kid yell 'this nigga eating beans' so i turn around and sure enough, some nigga was eating beans! BEANS! but i can't go into more detail i've already said too much. you ever play pokemon go?"
we got the apartment. i'm gonna have in unit washer/dryer and dishwasher. 1 like = 1 congrats
imagine batman beating the dog shit out you for buying a half ounce while "love will tear us apart" plays in the background
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BREAKING: ‘THE BATMAN’ director, Matt Reeves has revealed that Robert Pattinson’s Batman has a “Bat playlist” consisting of:
- The Cure
- Joy Division
- Bauhaus
- New Order
- Cocteau Twins
- Beach House
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the brits have woken up and they are extremely upset with me
Ben and Jerry the only true white allies for real
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It’s hard to celebrate 4/20 when so many people of color are still being arrested for pot. We have to do better. Learn more: benjerrys.co/2Xn8vr2
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hanging out with my dog and started tearing up at how cool my dog is. who can relate?
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also sorry i’m watching these movies again but i’m paying for peacock so i’m getting full value out of this shit blame nbc
Kanye
- Likes Trump
- Doesn't read
- Has 1 song about being a god
- Introduced the world to Big Sean and Cyhi
Gucci Mane
- Hates Trump
- Has written a whole book
- Has several albums about being a god
- Introduced the world to much better artists (plural) than Big Sean and Cyhi
hey if your name is justin and you’re married there is a girl at a bar in bk telling all your business
p.s. bruh get your life together
nigga talking about nickelodeon like it's the finest caviar
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Wait....yall had that channel Degrassi came on back in the day?
Yall really some suburb rich ass niggas on dis app
just told someone that migos are better than the beatles and he’s never heard of either so this is my new favorite conversation i’ve ever had
gonna be thinking about this photo all day lmao goddamn
a king putting his queen first i see no problems
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the point is that punishment does not have to come at the hands of this broken system we've been fighting against and while difficult, we really need to think about how justice can be served without police in this instance
we need to invent new adjectives to describe how much ass this kicks
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the replies to this are my new favorite thing
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feels like a good day for this
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White dude walked in this barber shop and sat in an empty chair without asking anyone in case yall were wondering how bad gentrification is