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@slime_golem

I'm an SEO guru, if SEO stands for Sewage, Entropy and Ooze.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2011.

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    Beat the drum, sound the trumpet, clang the bell. Open the Ishtar Gate. Receive the phalanx soldiers, cataphracts with ribboned lances, armored frogs on two hind legs marching in unison. Salute with your gauntlet shod fist to the sacred eunuchs. Today's the State of the Union.

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  2. Rats The rats are loose and they’re eating all of the food. Time to get my club.

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  4. Shudder at the sight of the high priestess in his peacock gown. Despair at the sight of the great bearded despot as she rides aloft a crimson pterodactyl. That's right, it's the State of the Union to-day.

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  5. Beat the drum, sound the trumpet, clang the bell. Open the Ishtar Gate. Receive the phalanx soldiers, cataphracts with ribboned lances, armored frogs on two hind legs marching in unison. Salute with your gauntlet shod fist to the sacred eunuchs. Today's the State of the Union.

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  6. "Hey, is that copy ready yet?" Yeah, man, almost. I'm working on it now.

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  9. followed by my sports/horror non-fiction piece, At the Mountains of March Madness

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  10. Pitching a new piece, Consider the Lobsterfest, where I calculate the human suffering of Red Lobster employees while I eat an enormous continuous meal there from open to close.

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  11. Got Dragon Quest Builders 2 the other day. Very cute, lots of fun. Too much plot and tutorial. Not enough openworld. Slow to start.

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    these are just some fun first date ideas

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  14. In the replies posting "underrated tweet!" under some truly dog's shit responses

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  15. Rest in pieces, motherfucker

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  16. Well, fuck this

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    18. srp 2014.

    [apps help us day to day in our lifes... but some men have twisted the apps to fulfill their oqwn selfish desires. beware these 'dark apps']

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  18. 4. velj

    Going to bed. Will read about the ratfucking over my breakfast (a diet big red and some cold beans)

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