I always put the "DND" sign on the door when I stay in hotels. I don't need someone to clean the room and make the bed daily. I'm an adult…
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…but my smugness comes crashing down with a trip to reception. "MOAR TOILET PAPER PLS GOTTA POO REAL BAD"
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I have in my hand, a piece of paperpic.twitter.com/MnZic6tk7A
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woke up this morning to sewage issue in my beautiful study with
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the worst was that I was in the mid of hangout with an investor while it happened. Had to make decision quick:
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lifted legs and finished the meeting. Yelled at my partner: get me out of here.
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nice work! You just disproved the CAPoo Theorem™
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