Platform Engineers: hey webdevs, how can we help? Web Developers: *uggggghhhhh*, we hate all the weight of these frameworks PE: <go to epic standards battle to make features happen, bits get hacked off, barely survive, but live to fight another day> WD: you are *such* failures
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Platform Engineer TL: <surveys wasteland of team suffering and loss>, "hey webdevs! how can we improve?" WD: could you, like, not suck so much? kthnxbye. <time passes> WD: why aren't the PE folks solving problems for us?
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THIS DRAMA BROUGHT TO YOU BY PERFORMANCE REVIEWS! Performance Reviews! The way people doing the most good for the most people get the least credit, because saving an open ecosystem has no intrinsic constituency.
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PE: we understand your opinion changed over the commercial break; can you fill us in?... WD: we don't have the to explain everything to you olds. And stop trying make `fetch()` happen. It's never going to happen. We [Bluebird|A+|.the able()].
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PE: ...sorry to bring this up, but we've been looking at sites built in the modern style and, well, phones? The ones used by mums and kids who aren't rich? WD: but if those users aren't wealthy, do they exist even?
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THIS RADIO DRAMA BROUGHT TO YOU BY PERFORMANCE REVIEWS! Performance Reviews! The way folks engaging in good faith with an external community find out the hard way that open ecosystems have no intrinsic constituency. Particularly in JSLandia!
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STAY TUNED NEXT MONTH for the _thrilling conclusion_ of "Periphery Systems Engineers Go A-Platforming"!
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Replying to @slightlylate @marcaruel
Performance reviews ensure a meritocratic system, right?
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