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@slhodkin

trades words for money / head of friendship , fortune teller , grew up

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  1. Retweeted
    16 Nov 2015

    Fake it till you make it and lean in and take your vitamins and backup your data and watch cat videos.

    2 replies 16 retweets 74 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    what's a chill way to say "can you please stop watching my instagram story if you're not gonna ask me out"

    2 replies 3 retweets 37 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    i can't believe you get paid to do this

    One consistent theme in Western elections: young voters drifting to the far left.
    6 replies 6 retweets 56 likes
  4. Jun 8

    pros/cons of an email autoresponder that says I'M SO TIRED PLEASE COOL IT I'LL GET BACK 2 YOU NEXT WEEK AND PLZ PAY UR INVOICES ON TIME ?

    1 like
  5. Jun 8

    all together now:

  6. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Still can't get over this part of Hillary Clinton's book. h/t

    880 replies 7,256 retweets 11,307 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    slack is down. if twitter goes with it, then i will finally be free.

    1 reply 12 retweets 127 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 31

    oh no

    60 replies 20,005 retweets 33,277 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    51 replies 559 retweets 4,009 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    the fields of fucking wheat jesus wept is this woman okay

    0:21
    What's the naughtiest thing has ever done?
    5 replies 135 retweets 634 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Don't recall Apple even mentioning this in the keynote, but the long exposure camera feature is going to be so killer in iOS 11. 🤳🔥

    2 replies 8 retweets 24 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Apple: this Mac is the newest Mac ever

    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 22

    Oh man, watch Israeli ambassador Ron Dermer (on right couch) react when Trump says—in Israel—"We just got back from the Middle East."

    1,218 replies 11,331 retweets 20,220 likes
  14. Jun 4

    sorry for the spam tweet before, i just really want to go to greece

  15. Jun 2

    Enter To Win Your Dream Vacation to the Greek Isles with ! Enter here:

  16. Retweeted
    May 30

    TWITTER, I JUST WATCHED A MAN TELL A WOMAN AT A GAS STATION TO SMILE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR. 😭😭😭😭😭

    619 replies 11,107 retweets 56,992 likes
  17. May 28

    if you're not disabled but you're sitting in a disabled seat and someone on crutches comes by and you don't get up you're a 12/10 douche

    1 like
  18. May 25

    portrait of an artist who broke her knee and hasn't gone outside in three days

    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    May 22

    trump 100000% thinks israel is in europe

    FYI, Trump told a group of people in Israel: "We just got back from the Middle East."
    38 replies 343 retweets 1,437 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 21

    Tfw you still behead people for sorcery but you recently read Lean In

    23 replies 594 retweets 1,966 likes

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