Maybe the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Cam Neely and Don Sweeney need to resign. Immediately.
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This speech by Josh Shapiro calling out Republican hypocrisy on “freedom” should be studied by every Democrat.
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For anyone who wonders why it’s so easy for the right to recruit people in their anti woke crusade it’s nonsense like this.
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A non-exhaustive list of words Taylor Swift (aka the musician I’ve listened to the most this year and do indeed adore) could have used instead of “fat” on the bathroom scale in her new video to get the same message across about her ED without a side of fatphobia:
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like under armor for the idiot on your christmas list.
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if you can't beat em'..sell em' stuff.
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I’m in Timmins. Up this far north the jiffy lubes only have one bay. A candidate promises change. Until reminded by a rival “you’re the incumbent ya fuckin’ goof.”
Timmins mayoral candidates talk taxes, addictions, housing, public transit and mining
Mickelson says LIV on rise and PGA Tour trending downward sportsnet.ca/golf/mickelson He says that LIV is leading the way in innovation. Then follows it up by saying 'whether it's wearing shorts or other things.' that's all he could come up with. Not having to wear pants.
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These debaters will have you laughing until you cry 🤣 "Corn & Crying" featuring , Lara Rae, , and encores today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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Nothing beats having a good cry | CBC Radio
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Hey listen up everybody.
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Answer the call of the wild! 
"Stop Feeding Wild Animals & Crushes" with @byjacobsamuel, @slecomber, @MsKatieEllen and @deadtroll airs today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!
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"Stop Feeding Wild Animals & Crushes" with @byjacobsamuel, @slecomber, @MsKatieEllen and @deadtroll airs today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!
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Most people who hate Trudeau are just walking around with a significant dad hug deficit. Use some of that NHL pension money and get a therapist who makes you put a loonie in the jar whenever you say Trudeau.
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Hey Justin and the Uni-Party of Canada take your digital ID’s and shove em up your ass you paranoid losers.
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this weekend.
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My new album, “Hunter Collins Goes to Hell” comes out August 12 from ! It’s everything that’ll land you in the fiery below: science, horror, sex and free love! Join me for some comedy for sinners…
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Happens all the time in hockey. Jackets that have “AAA” in letters bigger than their team name. Drop down to a B team and parents don’t even want team apparel.
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Baseball dad next to me at restaurant corrected the waitress, “he’s not playing little league, it’s SELECT”.
Don’t be douche… This lady is just trying to get through the night, she doesn’t care that you paid too much money to get your kid on some weird team.
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Faith leader. Lol.
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Every woman in America should be free to make decisions about her body and her life with her doctor, her loved ones, and her faith leader. The government should not tell her what to do.
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there's new hot thing in stand up called roasts. We can't legally call it a battle because it's already been taken by every previous roast. see you this weekend.
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Good news for Phil is next time he steps away from the game to do some soul searching there won’t be as much soul to search.
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Phil have you been banned from the PGA Tour? “I choose not to speak publicly on PGA Tour issues at this time.”
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Can't believe this guy called the shooter.
"Hey man it's Pete. Give me a call when you get this. It's about the school shooting you're doing. It may be hard for you to hear this message because of all the gun shot noise so just call back ASAP so we can chat. God Bless."
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Here's the Zapruder film.
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Yes, Coleman kicks that puck in. Any soccer player will tell you that ... #Flames #Oilers #NHL
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think about the smile this guy had on his face at the ATM. "i have the funniest joke." Guaranteed he hearts canadian oil AND gas.
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Great example of naturally gifted the average Flames fan is at comedy. Just the best group.
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A #Flames fan with a donation to bankrupt Evander Kane
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People who mention God to make every tragedy seem like it's part of an unknowable plan we couldn't have altered would be fucked if there actually is a God. Hell is a doorless school where gunmen jump in through smashed windows and shoot Heidi. "oh yeah..windows. Sorry hun."
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“Ugh. what are THEY doing here?border patrol guys think they’re so cool. This is OUR school shooting. Should we go in now so they can’t take credit?” **gunshots*** ..”nah let’s play some shirts v skins basketball in that little gym. Not every day you get to dunk on 8 foot rims.”
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New: Border Patrol tactical agents who breached the classroom and killed the shooter acted on their own initiative after mounting frustration, sources tell @JuliaEAinsley
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Thank God none of our brave law enforcement officers were injured. Most of these losers get to spend their lives hiking up their pants and pretending to be tough. Only a few have their bluff called like this.
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Bet they were wearing their dumb guy hats yelling awesome shit like “freeze!!!” during these exercises. Perfectly foreshadowing what they would all do in a real life school shooting.
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NEW: Documents show that Uvalde had done extensive preparations for active shooters, including a training that brought together officers from five agencies who roamed hallways with their guns drawn, role-playing how to stop a killer.
It didn’t help.
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19 guys in dumb cowboy hats with oversized badges waited in the hallway for back up while kids were murdered and no one thought..“back up? wait..there’s 19!! of us.” Ah well. they did manage to save their own children. “Come get your own kids libtards.” I guess is the policy.
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Breaking News: Border Patrol agents arrived far earlier than disclosed, but the Uvalde police initially kept them from entering the school, two officials said. nytimes.com/live/2022/05/2
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TONIGHT! Come down to Yuk Yuk's for a hilarious evening with SEAN LECOMBER!
Get your tickets today at yukyuks.com/edmonton
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Haha! Love it. The Fuck Trudeau flags flying at half-mast today in Calgary. Let's bum rush Ottawa and fight for our freedom to kick pucks wherever we want.
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Looks like Leon took the "one guy is beating us" stuff personally. I think Sutter started spinning that web in this series because he was trying to low key shit on Woodcroft. Like "you're not outcoaching me geek. You have McDavid and I don't."
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Almost every text conversation I'm having right now is about Leon Draisaitl. He just put together one of the most incredible playoff series of all time. 17 points in 5 games and, by all accounts, is fairly reasonably hurt.
Absolutely absurd.
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Not sure who does their posters but this is happening.
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This is Ezzie! If you’re a real fan you know who she is. She wanted to let you know there’s a new episode out now and she watched the taping and gives it a 6 out of 10! Click the link in our bio to listen!
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On April 5, 2021, we lost our Son Luke to suicide.
We are still broken.
Luke is not alone.
His story is not unique.
To mark the worst day of our lives we ask that you join us and “Be a Light for Luke.”
Please RT Luke’s Light.
We love you Luke. ❤️
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