so who’s coming with me when I start this eco village cos I’m done fucking aroundpic.twitter.com/QtlonswqmZ
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Meditation, mindfulness and weed smoking workshops will be held as and when required when we need to cleanse our shit. A profesional masseuse and chiropractor will be hired twice a year to align ourselves and crack us all like a glowstick
All food will be provided by us all, grown & nurtured until it’s ready. Root cellars will be built to store food over winter without excessive use of energy. Sorry but this is the part where I tell you no meat will be consumed in my village so if you can’t do that then bounce
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The shovelling of chicken shit and such will be split equally between everybody, so one person is not always stuck doing the same shitty (literally) job. All jobs will be circulated evenly so we can all have a chance to try our hand at different crafts and shit, learning is coolpic.twitter.com/cJTcjPWJM9
All sexual preferences, relationships, deviations etc will be accepted as long as they meet the fully adult & fully consensual mark. Wanna bring your gay lover? Awesome. Wanna live in my village with your 3 sister wives? Fine. Wanna have orgies in the woods? Great. Just be safe
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All forms of gender expression will be accepted and cherished also. Preferred pronouns will always be used and if someone in the village tries to bully or shame you they will have to deal with the wrath of the mayor (me) and bitch I don’t playpic.twitter.com/5r5r0ZFpRs
There will be no money required to exchange any goods within the village. We will trade - if you have an egg and I have a piece of cheese and I want the egg but you want the cheese, we can trade. If you have a service you can do for me for the eggs, I’ll take that too
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Although no one will be prohibited from earning money outside the village. If you wanna sell your eggs @ the farmers market to earn some coins, no one will look down on you. Yeah capitalism sucks but I won’t stop you from running around the village in fenty beauty, stay cute hoepic.twitter.com/wmFWIkObEq
Just make sure you leave a few eggs behind, as everyone needs to eat. We will be like one big family, and at least once a month we will have a communal dinner where we can all sit together and share our thoughts and feelings, along with sharing our produce and chipping inpic.twitter.com/LTujKy10Kr
We will all build our own dwellings, and the only building regulation will be that everything must be sustainable and run on green, renewable energy which we will harvest ourselves. We’ll be taking turns maintaining the solar batteries and we will share the upkeep responsibilitypic.twitter.com/wyrdmpJ9g4
Mini wind turbines will also be installed, as well as rain water catchment and filtration systems. Everyone will learn how to work and fix these shits so really we’re all gonna be not just farmers but engineers as wellpic.twitter.com/y6110Vj5io
All animosity between village members will be worked out by TALKING, COMMUNICATING, BEING UNDERSTANDING AND LOVING ON EACH OTHER which I know some people are almost unable to do but bitch you gonna learn todaypic.twitter.com/rC6cvZ4CEF
No racism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or discrimination will be accepted and if you do something horrible or shady that includes any of the above you will be punished by cleaning out everyone’s dunnies, compost toilets and septic tanks for a whole month at LEASTpic.twitter.com/HaijL3NiA7
But you will be allowed to try to rectify your mistake and prove to the village that you’ve grown as a person and are no longer a top cunt once you’ve completed your community service (of course dependant on the gravity of your crime)pic.twitter.com/aFWrsc1uhh
Crimes don’t just involve being a cunt to people either. Stealing is still illegal in my village, as is rape, grevious bodily harm, shitting on someone’s dwelling or in their garden etc etc. Evading taxes won’t be cos there will be no taxes to pay as long as we all do our partpic.twitter.com/4IaSgKmA6D
Finally, we’re all gonna be required to help each other in times of need, to share our surpluses with the most needy of the group, to respect each other, and mind our fucking business. If you’re interested, I already own land with nothing on it so hit me up and let’s fucking gopic.twitter.com/TcutFGD7wI
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