A year BEFORE the time machine is invented, companies are posting job ads for time machine operator positions, requiring at least five years experience. They all get filled.
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And at risk of “well, actually”ing a good joke, my pedantry compels me to point out that the most plausible physics for how time machines might be possible would only allow time travel back to the time when the machine was invented. - 1 more reply
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Why would someone in possession of a time machine need to apply for a job?
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They are time machine operators, they don’t own the machines. they just do the work.
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A year before the time machine is invented, applicants are answering job ads for time machine operator positions, requiring at least five years experience. They all get filled.
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Read another book.
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Me: I cook with a pressure cooker. Interviewer: And how does that qualify you to operate a time machine? Me: You can't make pulled pork in 90 minutes without some kind of time travel!
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I assume they got the five years experience by going into the future and operating a time machine for five years and then coming back to apply for the job :)
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