A year BEFORE the time machine is invented, companies are posting job ads for time machine operator positions, requiring at least five years experience. They all get filled.
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And at risk of “well, actually”ing a good joke, my pedantry compels me to point out that the most plausible physics for how time machines might be possible would only allow time travel back to the time when the machine was invented. -
OK. That would also explain the absence of time travellers around today.
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Plot Twist: the jobs are filled by H1-B visa holders, none of whom have more than two months' experience with time machines.
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Why would someone in possession of a time machine need to apply for a job?
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They are time machine operators, they don’t own the machines. they just do the work.
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If they are able to apply for the job it means they have access to the machine's usage
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A year before the time machine is invented, applicants are answering job ads for time machine operator positions, requiring at least five years experience. They all get filled.
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Bringing new meaning to the phrase "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps."
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you just have to explain that operating [not a time machine] is like operating a time machine. bingo, there's your experience
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By the same person.
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I assume they got the five years experience by going into the future and operating a time machine for five years and then coming back to apply for the job :)
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Boooooo. (Please don't stop with the corny jokes)
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