Rapid Offensive Windstorm "FEMA budget cuts were ill-considered"
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Typhoon (eccentric) "Got lost on the way to fiji"
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ROU Excuse me, sir, but you appear to have unwittingly wandered into our airspace?
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Hurricane "Mistake Not My Current State Of Precipitation For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Storm Surges That Are Themselv
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Hurricane "Passing By And Thought I'd Drop In"
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Hurricane Preferred Option To Living In Florida
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Hurricane Spinny Boy Hurricane Gun Hurricane Or Cane Not
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Hurricane Fuck This State In Particular
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Hurricane “Experiencing A Significant Landfall”
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Tropical Storm “Somebody make this happen”
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The key is to get
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Hurricane Model 3
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Arrives much later and in much smaller force than anticipated, but is still pretty awesome.
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Hurricane "Weather porn is still porn"
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Hurricane "Best available models predict more of this sort of thing"
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Hurricane 'Windsplaining'
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Hurricane “I can’t even”
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They'd make good names for political scandals too: "Falling Outside The Normal Moral Constraints," "A Fine Disregard for Awkward Facts"
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