Scott Alexander

@slatestarcodex

I have a place where I say complicated things about philosophy and science. That place is my blog. This is where I make terrible puns.

Joined June 2013

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  1. retweeted

    Dunbar number suggests fiction about small community should have 140 characters. Tweets have 140 characters. Coincidence? It seems.

  2. "I used to be a priest, but I was defrocked for an improper relationship on the job," Tom said inundated with work.

  3. "I'm using behavioral conditioning to train lions to keep quiet," Tom said to Rorschach.

  4. Seen on 's Tumblr: "Man, I love that I can fight Communism just by paying for stuff"

  5. If something's neither a monopoly nor an oligopoly, is it a polypoly?

  6. "I'm not going to make a deathbed conversion," Tom said diagnostically.

  7. Cosmopolitan libertarians: "Merkel is a monster for supporting policies that made a child cry. No way this will ever come back to haunt us."

  8. retweeted

    metaphysicists with underground tunnels where they collide physicists at enormous speed

  9. "Why yes ma'am, I AM the Tom from those Twitter one-liners you've heard," Tom said pungently.

  10. "Look, a Confederate general!" Tom said icily.

  11. "I'm an only child," Tom said in unison.

  12. But each lightning death we prevent undermines ability to dismiss things w/ "more likely to be struck by lightning"

  13. It's not a stick, it's a unident!

  14. THAT ONLY WORKS ONCE.

  15. Seen on 's Tumblr: "What is fourth derivative called?" "Inauguration." "Why?" "Change of jerk."

  16. Call me what you will, but I'll say it - this Dutch politician has a silly name:

  17. retweeted

    note that it's the translator's problem, not Iglesias'. The tweet actually said "democracy has won"

  18. "Pablo Iglesias of Spain's anti-austerity party tweets: 'Today in Greece, victory has won.'" VICTORY HAS WON.

  19. Theory: July 4th is sublimated Midsummer in the same way Christmas is sublimated Yule and Easter is sublimated celebration of spring.

  20. My Facebook friends have now almost fully separated into the rainbow-flag-over-photo half and the Deep-Dream-processed photo half.

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