Nina Bargiel

@slackmistress

TV Writer and Feminist Killjoy. I wrote the bra episode of Lizzie McGuire. ALSO:

blanket fort with my pitbull
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Joined October 2007
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  2. 9 hours ago

    "If you don't want me finding out stuff about you, you shouldn't be alive." -

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    10 hours ago

    Only on the internet. And by the way, this kind of wins it.

    9:02 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  4. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    "He made contact and he didn't lose his hat." - doing the play by play of Bartolo Colon's AB

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  5. Apr 9

    🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    Me and my Male Tears mug came here to troll boys and chew bubblegum and there's still bubblegum but WhyNotBoth.gif.
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    Apr 9

    "You better King Solomon that shit." - telling me how to split up some dollars.

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  7. Apr 9

    😱😱😱

    Tried rent your movie today but they were all out!!!!
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    Apr 8

    “I tell this story not because it is special, but for the opposite reason: It is terrifyingly common.”

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    Apr 8

    Anyone w/the guts to RT my inconvenient, attackable survivor story needs THIS from ready to deploy:

    6:50 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. Apr 8

    I made three phone calls today so don't let anyone tell you something is impossible.

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  11. Apr 8

    Ted Cruz looks like a guy who blames his farts on the dog.

    2:10 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. Apr 8

    The season when I start to lose Facebook friends has begun. (Baseball season.)

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  13. Apr 8

    Thanks to I'm doing an AMA at YA Writers on Monday, April 11. You can follow along here:

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  14. Apr 8

    The best birth control is Face Swap.

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  15. Apr 8

    I don't know why women hate bras so much. It's like an extra purse for credit cards and candy.

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  16. Apr 8

    Jeff Weaver & Bill Clinton need to go on vacation to a place with no wifi.

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    Apr 8

    Descriptors of a Creative Woman by Decade: 20s - quirky! 30s - unstable! 40s - unsettling! 50s thru 70s - half ghost! 70s on - quirky again!

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  18. Apr 7

    I'm out after 8pm. Only for .

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  19. Apr 7

    "My friend Bono."

    8:24 PM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  21. Apr 7

    Most epic LA car chase since OJ was in the Bronco.

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