Nina Bargiel

@slackmistress

TV Writer and Feminist Killjoy. I wrote the bra episode of Lizzie McGuire. ALSO:

blanket fort with my pitbull
Joined October 2007

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  1. "If you don't want me finding out stuff about you, you shouldn't be alive." -

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    Only on the internet. And by the way, this kind of wins it.

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    "He made contact and he didn't lose his hat." - doing the play by play of Bartolo Colon's AB

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    "You better King Solomon that shit." - telling me how to split up some dollars.

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    “I tell this story not because it is special, but for the opposite reason: It is terrifyingly common.”

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    Anyone w/the guts to RT my inconvenient, attackable survivor story needs THIS from ready to deploy:

  7. I made three phone calls today so don't let anyone tell you something is impossible.

  8. Ted Cruz looks like a guy who blames his farts on the dog.

  9. The season when I start to lose Facebook friends has begun. (Baseball season.)

  10. Thanks to I'm doing an AMA at YA Writers on Monday, April 11. You can follow along here:

  11. The best birth control is Face Swap.

  12. I don't know why women hate bras so much. It's like an extra purse for credit cards and candy.

  13. Jeff Weaver & Bill Clinton need to go on vacation to a place with no wifi.

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    Descriptors of a Creative Woman by Decade: 20s - quirky! 30s - unstable! 40s - unsettling! 50s thru 70s - half ghost! 70s on - quirky again!

  15. I'm out after 8pm. Only for .

  16. "My friend Bono."

  17. Most epic LA car chase since OJ was in the Bronco.

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