Nina Bargiel

@slackmistress

Angry Blue-Haired Feminist. Clinic Escort. Pro: Pit bulls. Anti: Trump. Not: Nice. I wrote the bra episode of Lizzie McGuire.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Apr 2012

    Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.

    86 replies 9,824 retweets 10,431 likes
  2. Retweeted
    8 hours ago
    Replying to

    Can we get 393 ppl to donate $1 right now to help get us to $188K raised on our animated short film's kickstarter?

    3 replies 27 retweets 26 likes
  3. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    instead of a racist wet dream, why not a show about how slavery or the mass genocide of Native Americans never happened?

    29 replies 150 retweets 334 likes
  4. 9 hours ago

    I explain why is happening tonight
    3 retweets 1 like
  5. 9 hours ago

    Cc

    I'd be 100% for Chris Christie getting in citizens' faces if he vowed to continue insulting them using only Billy Joel song titles.
    5 likes
  6. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Men will hide wives, kids, and bankruptcies but think a trans woman should come out to them on a first date.

    2 replies 18 retweets 52 likes
  7. 17 hours ago

    Hey you earned a scouting badge today!

    1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jul 29

    You wrote that women should be taught to assert themselves and then called it "Outrage Twitter" when women asserted themselves...

    I wrote that girls should be taught to assert themselves, like Maxine Waters. What happened next on Outrage Twitter won't surprise you.
    127 replies 2,146 retweets 7,057 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    Fixed your shitty jumboton, OSAssholes! Get the recap, national fuckery & more!

    5 retweets 11 likes
  10. Jul 29

    It's also important to hire a skywriter to show you REALLY mean it.

    Also gals: if you didn't bring your airhorn to signal a loud and firm "no," then you're shit outta luck.
    2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    He is basically describing exactly what happened to Freddie Gray

    0:39
    Here's the moment: Trump suggests it's OK for police to rough up the people that they arrest.
    14 replies 205 retweets 287 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    Oh Maxine... "I don't want to waste my time on how great I am." 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    2:14
    Watch Trump’s treasury secretary learn the hard way not to f*ck with Maxine Waters
    74 replies 726 retweets 2,479 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    The GOP cannot pretend the war on women is a lie anymore.

    is 8 pages. They spend 2 of them blocking patients from coming to Planned Parenthood for cancer screenings & birth control.
    2 replies 155 retweets 221 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    STOP TELLING ME WHAT NEWS TO PAY ATTENTION TO. I'M PAYING ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING. I CAN TALK ABOUT ONE THING AND ALSO KNOW OTHER THINGS.

    2 replies 17 retweets 92 likes
  15. Jul 27

    "IS OKAY????" - me upon hearing the Mets traded Lucas Duda. :(

    1 retweet 4 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    Imagine being that made up Pickle kid's made up parents.

    4 retweets 16 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 26
    Replying to

    WE FUCKING TOLD YOU AND YOU HEARD US AND YOU KNEW AND YOU STILL DIDN’T LISTEN BECAUSE YOU WANTED A TAX CUT. FUCK YOU.

    41 replies 570 retweets 3,865 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    I'm really fucking disappointed. I saw so many of you talking about "Dream Daddy" and not a single one of you was talking about me.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  19. Jul 26

    I ALREADY LIVED THROUGH NEW COKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

    Meet Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, the new and improved Coke Zero coming to the U.S. this August:
    1 retweet 6 likes
  20. Jul 26

    They're in the White House. :(

    HOW COME NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED WITH ALL THOSE CLOWNS IN THE WOODS
    12 retweets 62 likes
  21. Jul 26

    Emergency Olive pic for all your needs today.

    2 replies 9 retweets 102 likes

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