Chloe Dykstra’s Tweets

May 3, 2019

My Twitter timeline: -joke -joke -mental health awareness tweet -joke -rant about something serious -joke -help this dog -joke -joke about my mental health -joke -some picture I guess -joke -joke that is also sort of a cry for help -joke -no, seriously help this dog

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Aug 30

Deep thoughts by Jack handey

If I call myself a “reformed pick-me girl” am I even actually reformed

In case you were wondering about my last tweet

ADHD is “oops I became an expert about something in three days”

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Squirrel with a Gun (Dan DeEntremont)

Culture Crave

@CultureCrave

Aug 12

An Indie developer is making a ‘Squirrel with a Gun’ video game where you can run around and rob people 🐿😂 (via

@QuiteDan

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Aug 6

These are not tiny cheese balls, I am 65 ft tall

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Jul 26

My friend said I “kinda cosplay as a weird 70’s girl,” but I think he’s wrong because sometimes I also cosplay as a weird 60’s Kermit

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Jul 14

Take a good look at what professional paranormal investigation looks like

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Brandon Winfrey

@bwinfrey

· Jul 14

it's absolutely unhinged that we keep getting away with this @skydart @WesIeyRodriguez @FearHQtv

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Jul 14

GHOST HUNTING FOR BABIES LIVE NOW (7 PM PST) and yes we’re committing too much twitch.tv/FearHQ

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I once had a nightmare where I got caught in “The Improv Purge”, where I was just trying to get home but people kept pulling me into fucking bits, like “Hello, ma’am, what kind of car are you looking for”. It was hell

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Jul 1

All I’ve ever wanted is someone to take on adventures, buy little gifts for, watch bad movies with, and call toiletpig

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Adults Who Love Toys? The Toy Industry Loves Them, Too

Jun 25

(To be clear, even though James Heaps was my doctor I didn’t experience sexually inappropriate behavior from him. It’s just another fucked up example of how this system fails women)

What happened today WILL kill women. This is the short version of my story.

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Ladies

“Kidults” are buying scooters, dolls, skateboards, and tabletop games for themselves—and have helped sales surge 37% in two years.

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Jun 2

When the haunting is a little too intelligent 🏳️‍🌈 #ghosthuntingforbabies

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Jun 2

I don’t know why we keep getting shows

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FearHQ

@FearHQtv

· Jun 2

Did you miss out on the live ghost hunt last night? Here's your recap!

Sinister voices, flashing lights, and malfunctioning equipment. What do you think? Ghost Hunting for Babies with @bwinfrey and @skydart will return with their analysis soon! twitch.tv/FearHQ

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Jun 2

LET’S GO BABIES, our first ghost hunt starts in just a few moments: twitch.tv/fearhq

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ClarkQuill97

@CQuill97

May 31

Bo Burnham just summarized every episode of the Joe Rogan podcast

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Gators Daily

@GatorsDaily

May 27

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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I GOOFED.

is their handle! Go check out their rigs- They’ve built for Tim Sweeney, Gabe Newell. Also this guy:

My dream gaming computer arrived- a custom

@falconnorthwest

featuring art by the incredible

@raviamarzupa

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@arnamiller

, inspired by the famous Soviet Space Dogs. Tech and science and art coming together to make something so so good. I am absolutely over the moon.

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Hi I’m looking for ghost hunters and ghost hunting experts in LA for a v cool show thank you (please tag your ghost nerd friends)

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Apr 27

This is very good, would recommend if you have or would like to prevent a vampire infestation

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Ben Acker

@bnacker

· Apr 26

Hey world! I am ecstatic to officially announce that I have written a book of fun campfire stories for kids (but also everyone else)! It comes out on 8/30/22 and will never go back in again. Pre-order here: bit.ly/3EJphaO #StoriesToKeepYouAliveDespiteVampires @simonkids

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Mar 29

Hi who is parked behind me and when is the wedding

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Mar 28

Today is the day I fucking quit wordle Wordle 282 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Thanks to

for these awesome #HaloTheSeries goodies! (The Fitbit and I have already spoken and it knows to limit its expectations). Series is out now on #ParamountPlus!

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Chloe Dykstra and 4 others

Brandon Winfrey

@bwinfrey

Mar 10

Traveled back to an era of short kings and low gas prices. #NightFeverLA

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Razor’s iconic scooter is back. But this time, it’s for grown-ups—and it’s electric

Mar 1

PS I was able to bunny hop w/ it

Now taking applications for my scooter crew-

fastcompany.com

A Y2K classic has returned, with a makeover.

I swear this isn’t an ad- my friend invited me out to talk about my lifelong

@RazorWorldwide

scooter obsession and I obviously jumped at the chance to see the offices and try out their new electric scooter (which is insanely fun to ride)

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Hot patootie rest his soul He really loved that rock and roll :(

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NPR

@NPR

· Jan 21

Meat Loaf, the American singer and actor, has died at the age of 74. He also appeared in over 65 movies, with iconic roles in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and "Fight Club," among others. n.pr/3KyKxSU

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Jan 12

I have an ulcer and I’m 95% sure it’s because I had multiple heated discussions this week about the future of crypto

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Jan 8

It’s not appropriate to tell your friends who have tested positive for omicron to “spit in your mouth”, but it IS hot

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Brandon Winfrey

@bwinfrey

Jan 6

when starting a ghost hunting show, it is important to have goals.

@fearhqtv

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Dec 30, 2021

I was eating tortilla chips and a HUGE spider crawled out of the bag and ran under my couch somewhere and this entire experience has sapped my will to live

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