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Chloe Dykstra
@skydart
Writer/producer. Internet historian. I like video games and ghosts. I also like dogs, but not in the weird way.
Los Angeleslinktr.ee/skydartBorn September 15Joined March 2008

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My Twitter timeline: -joke -joke -mental health awareness tweet -joke -rant about something serious -joke -help this dog -joke -joke about my mental health -joke -some picture I guess -joke -joke that is also sort of a cry for help -joke -no, seriously help this dog
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My friend said I “kinda cosplay as a weird 70’s girl,” but I think he’s wrong because sometimes I also cosplay as a weird 60’s Kermit
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I once had a nightmare where I got caught in “The Improv Purge”, where I was just trying to get home but people kept pulling me into fucking bits, like “Hello, ma’am, what kind of car are you looking for”. It was hell
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All I’ve ever wanted is someone to take on adventures, buy little gifts for, watch bad movies with, and call toiletpig
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(To be clear, even though James Heaps was my doctor I didn’t experience sexually inappropriate behavior from him. It’s just another fucked up example of how this system fails women)
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I don’t know why we keep getting shows
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Did you miss out on the live ghost hunt last night? Here's your recap! 📽️👻 Sinister voices, flashing lights, and malfunctioning equipment. What do you think? Ghost Hunting for Babies with @bwinfrey and @skydart will return with their analysis soon! twitch.tv/FearHQ
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Hi I’m looking for ghost hunters and ghost hunting experts in LA for a v cool show thank you (please tag your ghost nerd friends)
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This is very good, would recommend if you have or would like to prevent a vampire infestation
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Hey world! I am ecstatic to officially announce that I have written a book of fun campfire stories for kids (but also everyone else)! It comes out on 8/30/22 and will never go back in again. Pre-order here: bit.ly/3EJphaO #StoriesToKeepYouAliveDespiteVampires @simonkids
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Today is the day I fucking quit wordle Wordle 282 6/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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I swear this isn’t an ad- my friend invited me out to talk about my lifelong scooter obsession and I obviously jumped at the chance to see the offices and try out their new electric scooter (which is insanely fun to ride)
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Hot patootie rest his soul He really loved that rock and roll :(
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Meat Loaf, the American singer and actor, has died at the age of 74. He also appeared in over 65 movies, with iconic roles in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and "Fight Club," among others. n.pr/3KyKxSU
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I have an ulcer and I’m 95% sure it’s because I had multiple heated discussions this week about the future of crypto
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It’s not appropriate to tell your friends who have tested positive for omicron to “spit in your mouth”, but it IS hot
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I was eating tortilla chips and a HUGE spider crawled out of the bag and ran under my couch somewhere and this entire experience has sapped my will to live
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So glad they made "Don't Look Up" so one day in the future when a real comet is heading towards us everyone will laugh and be like, "Hahaha, this is just like 'Don't Look Up', weird" but we'll end up doing the same shit anyway
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