sammi skolmoski

@skullmoski

managing editor | writer et al | fiber artist

Chicago, IL
sammiskolmoski.com
Joined December 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 5

    life mostly feels like a series of small insignificant creative gestures so uhhhh this feels very cool thank to the funniest /!

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  2. Jul 15

    i’m someone who thinks canoeing will solve all my problems and yet??? never canoed

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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    I guess “anti woke left” is somewhat catchier than “adult South Park fan”

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  4. Jun 21

    my proof that i’m having a good time in new york is that i keep referring to buying a ticket back to chicago as “scheduling the procedure”

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  5. Retweeted
    Jun 11

    look at all these pitiful toads shamelessly seeking validation, unlike me, seeking validation in a cool, disaffected sort of way

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  6. Jun 4

    BONJOUR //luc dardenne just won (again) at cannes & i had the honor of translating the screenplays for this, the first volume of his diaries, available for the first time in english. OUT TODAY //FEATHERPROOF DOT COM

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  7. Jun 3

    so far in new york i have bought an $18 garden salad and a $8 bikini kill ticket?? are all goods priced arbitrarily?? the chaos is thrilling

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  8. May 29

    you ever bolt upright in the night when a traumatic memory hits you

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  9. Retweeted
    May 28

    Now available for pre-sale: Luc Dardenne's ON THE BACK OF OUR IMAGES, VOL. 1! Available for the first time in English, with extraordinary translation by & our own .

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  10. Retweeted
    May 25

    you dm me on the day of my daughters wedding

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  11. May 22

    if you go home with somebody and they don’t have a garlic press don’t fuck them

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  12. May 15

    these dumb motherfuckers think a baby is made like a frozen pizza

    mY bOdY mY cHoIcE is a stupid argument. A baby inside of you is not a part of your body. If a woman was pregnant, you wouldn’t ask her, how is your body? You would ask, how is your baby? Funny how it changes to a part of “your body” when you want to abort it.
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  13. May 8

    tight

    Congrats, Sammi! You appealed to our sense of nostalgia and won free magazines. Thank you everyone for playing.
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  14. May 8

    another year, another made from scratch with my class of fun&funny grad students at . come to their final exam (a party) tonight to celebrate the birth of issue 46. 630-8p. short readings by contribs

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  15. Retweeted
    May 4

    remember when "dinosaurs" had that marxist cop show?

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    when something good happens to me? i deserve it! when something bad happens to me? it’s the moon’s fault sweety!!! xO

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    Apr 12

    Natural Cleaning Products To Buy As A Subtle Way To Punish Your Maid--via

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  18. Apr 7

    haha hey what’s up guys this tweet is me pretending to send a text at the noise show i am at alone

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    Comedian talks fiber art, Luc Dardenne, and her top-ten pastas

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    Apr 5

    "Twitter is kind of a low-stakes way for me to participate in the comedy world, outside of my writing. What’s the worst thing that could happen — nobody sees my tweets?" says

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    . is my friend and my hero!

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