Cohen is a ghost

well that's depressing to realize but at least I have a path to happiness (work always)

wait maybe I'm sad because I took the weekend off? am I that addicted to working

the past is like a pile of sand you have to eat before you can eat anything else and every day the pile is bigger

one of the most frustrating things about not drinking is discovering that falling asleep isn't nearly as easy as I thought it was

wait, is the fiddle contest in "devil went down to georgia" a modern retelling of orpheus playing the lyre for hades to free eurydice's soul

I'm getting "garbage" tattooed all over me so when I die people have a great picture to caption "literally me"

im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying

Ppl ask why I talk politics on Twitter. Main reason is that political tweets take the heat while I sneak in all the pro-phrenology tweets

ahh that ol sunday evenin sadness

also, your average coruscant citizen wasn't exactly struggling under the heel of the empire, and also, how'd they even know about it?

it doesn't make any sense. the entire infrastructure of the empire didn't collapse instantaneously just because the emperor died

remember when lucas added crowds of people cheering and celebrating all over the galaxy to the ending of return of the jedi? fuck that

can't wait to see how old I'm gonna be this year

oh shit my birthday is coming up kinda soon

how do you know how much water to drink in a day and also how long you're going to live

come to PAX east I'm on three different panels, details to follow