sklender

@sklender

Anything that scuttles is inherently disturbing.

Suburbs of Detroit
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Joined July 2008
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  1. 1 Sep 2014

    Guys don't share clothes. Ever. Unless you're Han Solo or Lando, and only when rescuing the other.

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  2. 1 Jul 2014

    Xbox on... X-box on... Xboxon... Xbox..on. FFS, Xbox on! Dink-a-dink

  3. 30 Apr 2014

    A lazy Saturday afternoon becomes a t-shirt with the Squid Rocket:

  4. 20 Mar 2014

    Killing a bug requires a paper towel, a crunch, and a flush. Killing a 1000s requires a phone call. One of these acts make me feel guilty.

  5. 14 Jul 2013

    IFTTT by IFTTTpp

  6. 22 Oct 2012

    Disparate data sources + mobile device capabilities = proactive apps that solve real-world behaviors before the user asks

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  7. 20 Oct 2012

    There is no I in Cyclops.

  8. 19 Oct 2012

    I'm unmarried and without kids, so my ability to make stunningly poor decisions is greatly increased.

    1 reply
  9. 22 Apr 2012

    Daniel Craig needs to change his hair for different movies. I find it utterly disturbing to see him not wearing a crisp suit.

  10. 22 Apr 2012

    Want to drive home how old you are to someone? Forget pre-Internet or cheap gas - say you remember a time before ranch dressing. The horror.

  11. 26 Mar 2012

    Shouldn't a house of prostitution be called a hookery?

  12. 24 Mar 2012

    80s porn was really a series of PSA announcements: teaching you where to shave.

  13. 23 Mar 2012

    I don't have progeny to pass on oblique, crusty wisdom, so this is for you: Life is like a 4-sided triangle.

    1 reply
  14. 23 Mar 2012

    Today's oxymoron: sensually annoyed.

  15. 22 Mar 2012

    overheard recently while waiting for a coffee: "You don't know which bullshit is real." Well, alrighty...

  16. 6 Oct 2011

    Every company that produces consumer electronics lost their creative director yesterday.

  17. 14 Jul 2011

    Has there ever been a more doable cast combined with technical craft to produce such an unwatchable movie than Sucker Punch?

  18. 9 Jul 2011

    Mirror Log http://instagr.am/p/HSGpy/

  19. 26 May 2011

    4 free Flare presets to add to your collection: http://bit.ly/j1S0PU

  20. 25 Mar 2011

    Color (for iPhone) seems to be a frictionless app that requires one to struggle with a reason to use it.

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