Stephen Kiskamp

@skiskamp

Disney, Space, and misc. Rectal cancer survivor; colostomate. Be it a giggle or guffaw, make someone laugh every day! 🤣

Planet 10! (real soon)
Joined July 2009
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  1. Apr 4

    No wonder all you casinos failed! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    When you’re already $500 Billion DOWN, you can’t lose!
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  2. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    The Tampa Bay Rays catcher is named Jesus Sucre. Sucre is French for sugar, so his name is basically "Sweet Jesus."

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  3. Retweeted
    27 Nov 2015

    Evergreen.

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  4. Apr 1

    Do you ever bother reading about what you tweet? People who arrive AFTER 2007 are ineligible, you f*cking moron!

    These big flows of people are all trying to take advantage of DACA. They want in on the act!
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    Mar 30

    "Easter" is western ceremony in which children of the ruling class are forced to eat baby animals, in preparation for the human sacrifices to come.

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  6. Mar 29

    Oh wow!

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    Incredible video shows a cheetah on a hunt jumping into a jeep to find a better scouting spot. The passenger stayed quiet and didn’t make eye contact so the cheetah didn’t see him as a threat.
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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    We came across this man at Costco and we asked him about his shirt. He said he has been looking for a donor for four years and still nothing. Please do me a favor and RT this. For more info about him DM me.

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  8. Mar 27

    Of course this WH found nothing wrong with $1B in debt to foreign governments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

    WH Counsel Don McGahn has cleared Jared of self-dealing. The same Don McGahn who: Protected a wife beater Approved Nunes memo Ignored Mike Flynn’s treason Implored Sessions not to recuse Concealed Jared’s FBI problems Obstructed justice at every turn
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  9. Mar 23

    Oh, great. An elementary school arms race! 🤦‍♂️

    we ended up in the worst YA dystopia
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  10. Mar 22

    Dow drops 700+ points after announced new economy-killing tariffs. Are we tired of winning yet?

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    NEW: Dow Jones sinks more than 700 points at closing bell amid fears of trade war; earlier Thursday, Pres. Trump announced new tariffs against China
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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    Yeah, he totally typed excoriate himself.

    A statement by the President:
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  12. Mar 20

    Oh, I am so pissed right now! Corp IT Security is in place to make sure NOTHING can be done on it's computers without 6 moths of paperwork!

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    This was an epic crossover tbqh

    Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history." Me:
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  14. Mar 19

    So much winning! Are we tired of winning? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    "The Trump Tariff Layoffs Begin"
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  15. Mar 17

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen!

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  16. Mar 15

    Wait a sec! He has no Ambassador to South Korea, no SecState, and no NSA?! And he's going to 'negotiate' with North Korea? So who's Harry Ellis in this Die Hard remake? cc

    Trump decides to remove national security adviser, and others may follow, via
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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

    Trump: “We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”
    85 replies 190 retweets 892 likes
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  18. Mar 13

    YES! Let's arm teachers who will have less training than a RESERVE POLICE OFFICER TEACHING A WEAPONS SAFETY CLASS! 🤦‍♂️

    No one could have predicted this kind of thing
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  19. Mar 13

    "Do not contradict the GodEmperor! So sayeth the Lord!" - Trumpism 1:6

    BREAKING: Under Secretary of State Steve Goldstein is being fired for contradicting the account of Rex Tillerson’s dismissal, White House official tells -
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  20. Mar 13

    So .... is it going to be 'Mario Cart' for competition ... or would that violate IOC's drug policy? 🤔

    Violent video game not welcome for Olympic esports consideration by
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