Stephen Kiskamp

@skiskamp

Disney, Space, and misc. Rectal cancer survivor; colostomate. Be it a giggle or guffaw, make someone laugh every day! 🤣

Planet 10! (real soon)
Joined July 2009

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  1. Apr 4

    No wonder all you casinos failed! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Apr 3

    The Tampa Bay Rays catcher is named Jesus Sucre. Sucre is French for sugar, so his name is basically "Sweet Jesus."

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  4. Apr 1

    Do you ever bother reading about what you tweet? People who arrive AFTER 2007 are ineligible, you f*cking moron!

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    Mar 30

    "Easter" is western ceremony in which children of the ruling class are forced to eat baby animals, in preparation for the human sacrifices to come.

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  6. Mar 29
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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    We came across this man at Costco and we asked him about his shirt. He said he has been looking for a donor for four years and still nothing. Please do me a favor and RT this. For more info about him DM me.

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  8. Mar 27

    Of course this WH found nothing wrong with $1B in debt to foreign governments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

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  9. Mar 23

    Oh, great. An elementary school arms race! 🤦‍♂️

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  10. Mar 22

    Dow drops 700+ points after announced new economy-killing tariffs. Are we tired of winning yet?

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    Mar 21
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  12. Mar 20

    Oh, I am so pissed right now! Corp IT Security is in place to make sure NOTHING can be done on it's computers without 6 moths of paperwork!

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  14. Mar 19

    So much winning! Are we tired of winning? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  15. Mar 17

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen!

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  16. Mar 15

    Wait a sec! He has no Ambassador to South Korea, no SecState, and no NSA?! And he's going to 'negotiate' with North Korea? So who's Harry Ellis in this Die Hard remake? cc

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    Mar 13

    Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

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  18. Mar 13

    YES! Let's arm teachers who will have less training than a RESERVE POLICE OFFICER TEACHING A WEAPONS SAFETY CLASS! 🤦‍♂️

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  19. Mar 13

    "Do not contradict the GodEmperor! So sayeth the Lord!" - Trumpism 1:6

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  20. Mar 13

    So .... is it going to be 'Mario Cart' for competition ... or would that violate IOC's drug policy? 🤔

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