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@skinnyflirter

I just don't know what to do with myself.

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  1. 31 Dec 2016

    happy new year everyone I hope your year will be filled with joy and love ❤

  2. 27 Dec 2016

    THAT'S IT! I'm setting back the clock to December 31, 2015. We're having a do-over of 2016. And this time, we're doing it right!

    83 replies 551 retweets 1,773 likes
  3. 25 Dec 2016

    Christmas is the opposite of the Purge. Everyone is nice for one day so they can get away with being dicks for the rest of year.

    56 retweets 208 likes
  4. 23 Dec 2016

    woohoo! still not me. 😂

    5 new winners have been published!
  5. 22 Dec 2016

    Whatta year.

    9 retweets 72 likes
  6. 17 Dec 2016

    Same

    I did an exercise yesterday and now my body is a broken shell
  7. 10 Nov 2016

    - Il fait beau hein... -Oui belle saison... -Voila. -Voila.

    9 replies 292 retweets 302 likes
  8. 24 Nov 2016

    “Happiness lies within your attitude, not within what you have …”

    257 retweets 158 likes
  9. 21 Nov 2016

    mom: eat! kids r starving in africa baby: and wat have u done to help mom: baby: ppl r dying while u offer nothing but rhetoric mom: wtf

    36 replies 23,899 retweets 47,736 likes
  10. 13 Nov 2016

    Retweet for Voldemort Like for Trump

    46 replies 6,729 retweets 1,556 likes
  11. 3 Sep 2016

    AGATHISM is the belief that all things eventually get better, though the means of getting there may not be easy.

    8 replies 300 retweets 370 likes
  12. 8 Nov 2016

    That's it. Time to destroy humanity.

    97 replies 1,321 retweets 2,095 likes
  13. 8 Nov 2016

    I regret giving you free will

    64 replies 3,680 retweets 4,870 likes
  14. 8 Nov 2016

    America is stupid.

    105 replies 5,805 retweets 8,714 likes
  15. 8 Nov 2016

    Between the time it was discovered and the time it was declassified as a planet, Pluto did not even complete one revolution around the sun

    14 replies 271 retweets 703 likes
  16. 14 Sep 2016

    The Latin phrase ‘res in cardine est’—literally, ‘the matter is on a door hinge’—is used to imply that a situation is at a critical point.

    1 reply 40 retweets 56 likes
  17. 13 Sep 2016

    making something abstract and hard to understand doesn't necessarily make it more meaningful -- just more abstract and harder to understand

    10 replies 691 retweets 1,892 likes
  18. 12 Aug 2016

    IMPROMPTU = done without being planned When we found out Tina had got the job we had an impromptu barbecue to celebrate.

    9 retweets 14 likes
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  20. 12 Jul 2016

    NEW COMMANDMENT: Thou shalt drug test all thy elected officials at least once a month because it seems like they are smoking crack.

    15 replies 561 retweets 1,425 likes

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