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@SJP1804

Father, 🇭🇹af, DevOps Engineer, & programmer, OSS contributer. Hobbiest woodworker & photographer.

Atlanta, GA
Joined September 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Cow: is this bus going downtown?? Driver: depends on whether or not you have moola lolol Cow: I'm fucking late to work Craig

    417 replies 61,640 retweets 159,543 likes
  2. Jun 8

    Bizarro world pt.998

    0:30
    John McCain tries to fuse Hillary Clinton & the investigation together. This is just sad & very weird.
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    Jun 7

    Next time QA submits a bug that u think could never happen in a normal workflow remember there are all-male panels discussing the gender gap

    4 replies 185 retweets 485 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    So yall just gonna make it legal to shoot a dog for doing dog shit

    A court has ruled that police can execute your dog if it moves or barks
    329 replies 130,799 retweets 216,181 likes
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    Jun 3

    Don't really understand why American president is more eager to speak out on London terrorism deaths than Portland terrorism deaths.

    1,803 replies 20,653 retweets 50,275 likes
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    May 28

    Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered your internet

    195 replies 14,228 retweets 33,789 likes
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    May 26

    This thread had me near tears by tweet 7

    I am currently on the rooftop of a luxury apartment.
    3 replies 182 retweets 163 likes
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    May 22

    "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

    2,118 replies 169,883 retweets 404,028 likes
  9. May 23

    WTF

    Florida neo-Nazi converts to Islam, kills neo-Nazi roommates for not respecting religion
    1 reply
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    May 21

    Legion of Doom finally got ahold of the Cosmic Cube

    33 replies 239 retweets 482 likes
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    May 21

    What's the name? I love to visit new countries

    This nation was founded not on blood or ethnicity, but on an idea: that of natural human equality.
    5 replies 616 retweets 1,107 likes
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    May 19

    if u put a parental advisory warning on any picture of ruth bader ginsburg it immediately becomes a hard ass mixtape cover lmao

    513 replies 51,015 retweets 140,852 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 18

    I've never in my Black ass life seen a man chokeholding a deer.

    Walmart Customer Tackles Deer After It Slams Into Him
    11 replies 45 retweets 93 likes
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    May 18

    This video makes my heart smile so big. This level of encouragement is so dope!

    0:47
    They really gave this complete stranger the confidence he needed to complete a task. Even pointed to the exact spot.
    9 replies 146 retweets 314 likes
  15. May 18

    Happy flag day to all my 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹's out there!

    2 replies 1 like
  16. May 18

    My baby turns 5 today

    6 likes
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    May 17

    Abraham Lincoln was literally shot in the head

    Speaking at Coast Guard commencement, Trump says “no politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly."
    741 replies 43,510 retweets 111,929 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 17

    You've been waiting for this: Google just announced that Kotlin has become a first-class language on Android!

    70 replies 2,860 retweets 3,229 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 17

    Complain or fix it; or complain then fix it; or complain while fixing it; or fix it then complain; or complain because you can't fix it.

    23 replies 168 retweets 365 likes

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