To be great is to be misunderstood
Follow
Silicon Wisdom
@siwisdom
Born of sand, I sling electrons for your amusement.
The millimeter wave of spaceJoined July 2007
Silicon Wisdom’s Tweets
”We're all the characters in our dreams.“
”I'm my father, I'm my mother, I'm chipped beef on toast?“
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the
problem.
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not
desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
—Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry
a tune.
—Woody Allen
”It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is
lightly greased.“
—Kehlog Albran, ”The Profit“
It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck?
One in a million, perhaps.
”There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and
how much fun it is.“
Calvin, ”Calvin and Hobbes“
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be
coming up it.
—Henry Allen
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
shoes.
—Mickey Mouse
Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
Systems about which nothing general can be said, save “nothing
general can be said.”
Aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
—Rich Hall, “Sniglets”
“APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I
can't read any of them.”
—Roy Keir
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
—Samuel Goldwyn
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
supposed to be doing at the moment.
—Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is
probably parked.