The sheer number of correspondents' dinner weekend parties I have not been invited to is kind of sobering. #WHCD2016 #justlikehighschool
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@singernews LOL I'm so sorry but this made me laugh.
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@singernews At least you were never pantsed in gym class then proceeded to fall face first into the bleachers. (happened to me)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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