Papa Tango 

@simplyceaser

Being aggressively stupid and proactively lazy for uh... truth? Standup comic.

India
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Netflix and chill ❌❌❌ Hulu and gulu gulu ✔✔✔

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  2. Non UP guy: I'm from Chennai. UP guy: Ye Allahabad se kitna door padta hai?

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  3. Me: OMG Rahul died. Did you read the obituary? Dad: Kuch seekh. Tujhse ek saal chota hai fir bhi paper mein naam aya hai.

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  4. 2. velj

    A drinks date doesn't properly start until one of you has been to the loo.

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  5. 2. velj

    Homophobia is the fear of your dick getting stuck in someone else's zipper

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  6. 2. velj

    Islamophobia is the fear of your dick getting stuck in the zipper.

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  7. 2. velj

    We're identical twins. We're not the same bro.

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  8. 1. velj

    Every hostel thinks they're the first one to advertise with the "home away from home" tagline.

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  9. 1. velj

    If politics is interesting, it's bad for you.

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  10. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    Mathematicians think in proofs, lawyers in constructs, logicians in operators, dancers in movement, artists in impressions, drummers in rythms, and idiots in labels. Bed of Procrustes.

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  11. 31. sij

    It's my dick

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  12. 31. sij

    *When someone from Alabama starts swearing" Damn you kiss your mother on the mouth with that mouth?

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  13. 31. sij

    It's not a "rectal thermometer" just because you put it in your ass you pervert.

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  14. 31. sij

    Chodu ek mahine Tak FB pe halla kiya revenge revenge fir desi katte se ek random shot maarke arrest ho gaya

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  15. 31. sij

    A bhakt's terrorism is also like his patriotism - loud, misdirected and ineffective.

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  16. 30. sij

    Bhakts have already started spinning the gun attack as staged by AAP and Congress. BJP bullshit travels faster than light.

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  17. 30. sij

    Literally the same ppl who support Nathuram Godse for shooting Gandhi are opposing Kamra for heckling Arnab. So you know Kamra did something right.

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  18. 29. sij

    Slap a bus conductor and nobody says anything. Breathe loudly in a plane and they ban you indefinitely.

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  19. 28. sij

    No one: Foofaji: Ye toh hamare shastron mein 25 hazaar karod saal pehle se hi likha hai

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  20. 28. sij

    Karo na virus can be cured by penisillin

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  21. 28. sij

    Who called it Sex and the City and not UrbanClap?

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