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Basically, tidal forces - the difference in gravity between the far and near sides of objects orbiting Saturn - tend to rip them apart radially within a certain radius, and not do so outside that radius. V cool
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A large percentage of our culture seems to be centered around basically criminalizing the interaction between groups of people who must interact for civilization to continue, and then profiting off the inevitable destruction
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No matter what, if a random guy interacts with a girl at the gym, it’s always going to be the case that the guy wants to bang. I don’t believe in any other excuses. Mind your own business at the gym always. Let her carry her own fucking weight, she’s there to lift and get strong twitter.com/TheJoeySwoll/s…
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<dad who hasn’t read much in 5 years besides “Charlotte’s Web”> Getting a lot of Charlotte’s Web vibes from this Rene Girard guy
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Public school. You’ve invented
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you know how some countries have compulsory military service even though they dont even need a military ostensibly to strengthen the moral character of their citizens? that obviously doesnt work here but we could achieve basically the same thing if we had mandatory incarceration
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I mean, I don't think anyone should be allowed to vote or hold political office
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Are there really this many illiberal men in red America? Or are those voting "no" trying to mess with the results to make some point? How many of these men would tell their mother, sister, wife, girlfriend, or female colleague that the vote should be taken from them?
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So many of America's current institutional problems really boil down to a chosen paralysis on the question of whether to 86 a small minority of spoilers so that the rest can get on with their lives in peace Whether it's school thugs or sidewalk poopers, we just won't do it
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Reminder that the Roman persecution of Christians wasn't due to them worshiping Christ; you could worship any god you wanted. Christians were persecuted because they also refused to worship and give sacrifice to the gods of Rome.
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“I respect everybody and I respect everybody’s choices. My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion.” Flyers defenseman Ivan Provorov on refusing to wear a rainbow jersey for warm ups during “Pride Night” due to his Russian Orthodox faith.
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I've never said anything racist or misogynist. Ever. This is correct though
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NEW for @Chicago_Reader: Perry Abbasi, an election attorney who worked with the FOP on police district council races and is listed as treasurer on multiple campaign committees, has a history of racist and misogynist trolling on social media. chicagoreader.com/news-politics/
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what happened to britain about 250 years ago. anyone know
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The UK is in its longest period of stagnation in 250 years. We are in danger of following Argentina and Italy and falling out of the rich world. (Piece is now outside the paywall and free to read) nickcohen.substack.com/p/2023-this-ti
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