Not A Brainslug

@simplic10

never change priors midstream

Joined November 2009

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    Be the cargo you wish to see in the world ~Martin Luther

  2. help I'm trolling facebook friends make me stop

  3. Imagine being such a moron you think 750 hours of training is necessary to learn the sanitation required to pluck a person's eyebrows

  4. Mark "history's greatest mistake" Stern also once claimed people would be killed because Texas struck down regulations on eyebrow plucking

  5. standing off to the side of history, mumbling "whatever. it's fine"

  6. Inflating cow skins to use as boats in the Indian Himalayas, 1903.

  7. THOR: Odin Fathir of the Slayne, wherfor do ye nat playe Pokémon go? Ye have got to cacche them al! ODIN: Thor, Ich already Hávamál.

  8. Monbiot’s amazing. “Why I wrote an album”. Doesn’t read music, play, or sing. So… you wrote the lyrics? It rapidly becomes clear: he didn’t.

  9. Sorry brain, forgot to listen to music for a month again

  10. Morally analogous, equally idiotic demands. Both groups already enjoy significant protection from violence compared to their outgroups.

  11. I demand a world where "abracadabra" is replaced by "I demand a world where..." as the stereotypical magic word

  12. Here's the terrible secret of "pumpkin spice": it's simply a traditional North American curry. Attacking it is coded bigotry.

  13. "if politics had a dick i would suck it" - most of my timeline these days

  14. 🆕☮️✝️ “Why both countercultures failed.” One word! Universalism.

  15. new 50p coins mark victory by outward-looking pro-European elite over xenophobic little Englanders

  16. Kids nowadays just don't play like they used to

  17. Behold our snowman, twitter

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