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For a better comparison, the US has 895,000,000 acres of farmland
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China owns and controls 192,000 acres of farmland in the United States. For comparison, in China it’s illegal for the US to own any of their farmland.
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never forget
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Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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all this "i fucking love science" stuff is a relic of the space race and the cold war isn't it. goddamnit
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I just feel so attacked when you cry after I hit you
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This has been a very successful media tactic the last few decades
Left does something unpopular, right reacts with anger
Media coverage focuses exclusively on the latter, burying the original unpopular thing in the narrative
In personal relationships this is called DARVO
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we want your stoves, light bulbs, and cars, and you better not be angry
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The first thing you notice talking to ChatGPT is how effortlessly it reproduces the necessary platitudes
Journalists no longer have anything to offer the system
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BREAKING: BuzzFeed will use ChatGPT to create content instead of writers
The stock is up 92% today
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Basically, tidal forces - the difference in gravity between the far and near sides of objects orbiting Saturn - tend to rip them apart radially within a certain radius, and not do so outside that radius. V cool
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Was wondering idly why Saturn’s rings don’t slowly coalesce under gravity. Explanation here:
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From context it's clear that it's not that the police were confused, it's the Cambridge computer scientist who didn't understand what was going on.
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Computer scientists trying and failing to communicate with the police lmao
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If I had been there with my Franks, the Buddha would not have been killed on the road!
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How the hell did they step on 3 rakes in the same question these are ALL true
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REEEEEEEEEEE my 9yo’s “quiz”
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honestly. how do ppl keep falling for project veritas honeypots
this is the worlds easiest situational awareness test and purportedly smart ppl keep failing it
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A large percentage of our culture seems to be centered around basically criminalizing the interaction between groups of people who must interact for civilization to continue, and then profiting off the inevitable destruction
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No matter what, if a random guy interacts with a girl at the gym, it’s always going to be the case that the guy wants to bang. I don’t believe in any other excuses. Mind your own business at the gym always. Let her carry her own fucking weight, she’s there to lift and get strong twitter.com/TheJoeySwoll/s…
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<dad who hasn’t read much in 5 years besides “Charlotte’s Web”>
Getting a lot of Charlotte’s Web vibes from this Rene Girard guy
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Public school. You’ve invented
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you know how some countries have compulsory military service even though they dont even need a military ostensibly to strengthen the moral character of their citizens? that obviously doesnt work here but we could achieve basically the same thing if we had mandatory incarceration
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found it!
Thank you again,
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If we want the rewards of human connection we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of other people's bullshit
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errybody wanna live in a vibrant community but ain't nobody wanna learn how to deal with no annoying ass people
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Starting to think the simplest explanation for the POV thing is that women imagine themselves from the third person
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I mean, I don't think anyone should be allowed to vote or hold political office
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Are there really this many illiberal men in red America? Or are those voting "no" trying to mess with the results to make some point?
How many of these men would tell their mother, sister, wife, girlfriend, or female colleague that the vote should be taken from them?
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Funniest photo of 2023 so far hands down, I love it
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Awesome homage to a classic
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Miss Universe Russia’s national costume vs Miss Universe America’s national costume.
America remains the laughing stock.
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Replying to @kitten_beloved and @MorlockP
This seems hard to believe it is that straightforward - the US already has an incarceration rate double the next highest country.
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get in loser we’re riding to Valhalla
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So many of America's current institutional problems really boil down to a chosen paralysis on the question of whether to 86 a small minority of spoilers so that the rest can get on with their lives in peace
Whether it's school thugs or sidewalk poopers, we just won't do it
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"...upon which Propulfion, he was raifed to the highest pofision of the Cripple-gate Farting Club."
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Reminder that the Roman persecution of Christians wasn't due to them worshiping Christ; you could worship any god you wanted.
Christians were persecuted because they also refused to worship and give sacrifice to the gods of Rome.
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“I respect everybody and I respect everybody’s choices. My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion.”
Flyers defenseman Ivan Provorov on refusing to wear a rainbow jersey for warm ups during “Pride Night” due to his Russian Orthodox faith.
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The good news is that when 8th generation ChatGPT robots replace all other commentators in 2029, I'll be the last human pundit left.
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ChatGPT refuses to generate a tweet by @Steve_Sailer because it's by definition hate speech or discrimination.
If AI can cancel people then this is how it starts.
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Nothing but respect for my President
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If I were a lesser man I would have apologized for my tweets, locked my account, and put pronouns in my bio. I didn't however, because I'm an alpha male and I have done nothing wrong
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The key to to a Crichton techno thriller / horror experience is a back and forth between the danger and the response I think.
You learn they have T. rex and it’s like oh shit, but then you see 30 foot fall electric fences, but then the fences turn off etc
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Nature is the enemy
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holy shit
Octopi have a gland behind their eyes that dumps cholesterol precursors into the brain causing them to violently throw themselves into rocks and eat their own arms after they reproduce. Goddamn twitter.com/Paul_Melman/st…
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That 2020s Show:
It's just Red being confused about why they never steal his beer or smoke weed in the basement or drive out to the water tower to fuck
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I've never said anything racist or misogynist. Ever. This is correct though
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NEW for @Chicago_Reader: Perry Abbasi, an election attorney who worked with the FOP on police district council races and is listed as treasurer on multiple campaign committees, has a history of racist and misogynist trolling on social media.
chicagoreader.com/news-politics/
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what happened to britain about 250 years ago. anyone know
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The UK is in its longest period of stagnation in 250 years. We are in danger of following Argentina and Italy and falling out of the rich world.
(Piece is now outside the paywall and free to read)
nickcohen.substack.com/p/2023-this-ti
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