HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Don't challenge my sexual prowess, sir! You don't want to go down that road, for I have alllll the orgasms I've ever given women RIGHT FUCKIN' HERE. SEE?https://twitter.com/simpleprogrammr/status/1192710784335273985 …
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We know, John. You're dismissed.
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You sure fuckin' can.
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This thing about asking women permission before you do things? Make it a habit. It will cut down on your public embarrassments by about 80%. It won't completely stop them because not even women have a cure for idiocy but it'll help.
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