Simon Willsher

@simonwillsher

Just a man with a beard.

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Joined December 2007
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    3 Dec 2020

    Matt Hancock meets a woman. Sound on.

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    27 Jun 2020

    I think the world would be a better place if everyone had a happy baby goat living under their stove.

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    3 Sep 2016

    If you're havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg.

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    4 Jan 2020

    Who. Did. This?

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    25 Dec 2019

    None of the kids wanted toys for Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as a gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so I made special packaging. Went over well

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    4 Sep 2019

    My evening at the Houses of Parliament.

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  7. 4 Aug 2019

    A fire truck at the Imperial War Museum (I can’t believe I hadn’t been here yet, it’s only round the corner)

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    19 Jul 2019

    the room next door - Boris Johnson and the Kipper

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  9. 18 Feb 2019

    I do love a waxy seal on my beer, makes me feel dead sophisticated.

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  10. 16 Feb 2019

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is the best song about a legendary wrestler by a Scottish funk band, EVER! (remove caveats as necessary)

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  11. 10 Feb 2019

    My favourite fairytale

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    5 Feb 2019

    Jacob Rees-Mogg has a message for the Common People 🧐 🎩

    Jacob Rees-Mogg has a message for the Common People 🧐 🎩
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  13. 27 Jan 2019

    …so the other day I accidentally bought a Grimlock

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    21 Jan 2019

    Summary of Theresa May’s statement on Brexit.

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  15. 11 Jan 2019

    Guess what…

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  16. 15 Dec 2018

    Still getting used to drawing on an iPad, but really impressed so far (maybe I’ll attempt colour next time)

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  17. 24 May 2018

    Have you seen my rock? Its magic

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  18. 27 Apr 2018

    Oh my! Absolutely fucking lovely! - Drinking a Rain Shadow by -

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  19. 26 Apr 2018

    Iced Modus by a very special beer that's for sure

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