Simon Slays

@simonsok

Wannabe horticulturist. Designing stuff . jk

Brooklyn, NY
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Joined March 2011
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  1. Jun 5

    Hey Sierra,

  2. Apr 27

    "photoshop a doctor doing a reflex test on a rock"

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  3. Feb 25

    When the person behind you on the train opens a bowl of chili

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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    Brb burning that old Sagmiester book I bought on discount at Strand

    3 replies 3 retweets 31 likes
  5. Jan 23

    I woke up and had zero new emails in my inbox. Has hell frozen over?

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  6. Jan 7

    Then I realized it's January...

    2 likes
  7. Jan 7

    You go to the gym on a snowy Saturday morning and expect to have the place to yourself but the whole neighborhood is there

  8. 31 Dec 2016

    Total time from Newark to Brooklyn, 2 hours. Never again.

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  9. 27 Dec 2016

    Lol ded

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  10. 26 Dec 2016

    Happy holidays

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  11. Retweeted
    22 Dec 2016

    *Meanwhile in New York* YOURE A CREATIVE DIRECTOR! YOURE A CREATIVE DIRECTOR! YOURE ALL CREATIVE DIRECTORS!!

    62 replies 3,224 retweets 12,742 likes
  12. 21 Dec 2016

    When all your coworkers are buying $5,000 cameras

    7 likes
  13. 17 Nov 2016

    if can get out of bed then i surely can make it through work...

    5 likes
  14. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2016

    Dear white men: telling the rest of us to stop being depressed and to "rise up", "move forward", etc doesn't make you sound wise or mature.

    2 replies 9 retweets 63 likes
  15. 27 Oct 2016

    stressed from work so i sit infront of my computer all night long to design for fun. i kinda miss this

    4 likes
  16. 11 Oct 2016

    Honestly, I'm just a walking Real Housewives soundboard...

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  17. 7 Sep 2016

    Jk this me

    3 likes
  18. 31 Aug 2016

    First time going to Canada and everyone on the plane is so nice like I'm suspicious

    4 likes
  19. 29 Aug 2016

    It's Monday and I just need my daily reminder

    2 replies 3 likes
  20. 8 Aug 2016

    it me

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