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@simonscarfe

Tech Lead at BBC Sport. Streak Runner. Dickhead. Words, opinions, and swear words are all mine. Obviously.

Manchester, UK
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Joined March 2007
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    Aug 23

    & now have security.txt! Please use these & read our disclosure policy () if you're doing security research on our websites. I'm planning to add an acknowledgements page soon.

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    Aug 22

    *hears distant whistling* "Norris comin'!"

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  3. Aug 15

    Currently sat in a doctors’ common room. They take House really seriously around here.

    Photo of a book titled “Talking About Lupus”
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    Aug 6

    Watch it again. It’s mostly Tom’s fault. He’s projecting. He’s not listening. He’s selfish. Luckily he grows by the end.

    Still haven’t forgiven Zooey Deschanel for what she did to Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 500 Days of Summer.
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    Aug 12

    Fancy a marathon place for as little as £3? Check out my raffle in support of Brathay Trust and my attempt at running 10 marathons in 10 consecutive days at

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    Aug 11

    FT| Millers 1 v 0 Ipswich. To you, Barry.

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  7. Aug 11

    Robson-Kanu-fucking-not?

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    Aug 8

    Do you have a passion for sport and like talking about it or describing the action? We're searching for the next generation of BBC commentators. Find out more 👉

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  9. Aug 8

    I really like the concept of (describes itself as "Goodreads for podcasts") - but it kinda relies on more of you lot knowing about it and using it. Get on it, dickheads.

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  10. Jul 28

    Finally, a design that goes with the cartoon sponsor logo. It’s obnoxious as fuck. I love it.

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  11. Jul 27

    This has made me far happier than it had any right to. That’s a complete Gen1 Pokédex.

    Pokémon go screenshot - fighting MewTwo
    Screenshot of captured MewTwo
    Screenshot of Pokédex showing a complete Kanto region.
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    Jul 26

    Amazon is one of the few companies that actually listen to their shareholders. Mainly through Alexa, but still.

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    Jul 17

    [first day as a hammer juggler] me: iiiiiiit's hammer tim-- *a hammer immediately lands on my head and knocks me unconscious* heckler: YOU SUCK HAMMER TIM

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    Jul 17

    I meant to say Today wasn't the day Donald trump finally became president

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    Jul 17

    you know what wo uld be fun, would be if twitter hq just dumped a truck full of wet turds on my front lawn every day "In case I missed it"

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    Jul 17

    Siri, show me a tech job advert that's built entirely of red flags.

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    Jul 16

    Here’s what it looks like when a political party explodes.

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    Jul 16

    "SHAFT"

    WHO recognizes compulsive sexual behavior disorder as a mental health condition
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    Jul 16

    What stories should be covering? If you know 11-18 year olds with great ideas - we want to hear from them!

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  20. Jul 15

    And the list of “strictly necessary” cookies is hilariously analytics-filled.

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