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🕯 In labouring to be concise, I become obscure. 🕯 Alchemist, sacred things, making things 🕯 The map is mostly water. 🌜 I make GoJS: http://gojs.net 

Amherst, NH
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    Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

    WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS HOUSE IN LITTLE OLD DUBLIN, NEW HAMPSHIRE? THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOLDENEYE 64 LEVEL https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/105-Lake-Rd-Dublin-NH-03444/92836902_zpid/ …pic.twitter.com/QI22EbVLFg

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      2. Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

        Skulls in the monogrammed bedroom (not the master). Life alert? Steelers? Is that a plushie?pic.twitter.com/L1oToTAr6D

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      3. Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

        ah yes sarah palin and thy neighbors wife by gay talese. This is the third story, why is the ceiling so low? Why are half the rooms carpeted?pic.twitter.com/35xKlzFWzF

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      4. Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

        incredible number of weirdly shabby details mixed with hugely ostentatious ones. Look at pool room tile.pic.twitter.com/3PLZNRGf5v

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      5. Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

        HOLD ME is this 4th the master bedroom/final boss stage? Except it starts with a all-carpet (including linen/cloth walls) waiting room with a walk... up bar. Into the MBR, and past that is the most convoluted master bath I have seen in my life.pic.twitter.com/o3HnNoIxux

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      6. Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

        master bathroom complete with enormous tub and teeny tiny pooping room. And telephone. And entire waiting area. But you can only poop in 3 square feet. why? and LINEN WALLS in the bathroompic.twitter.com/NUtbEsy8Jt

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      7. Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

        we're uh, not allowed to see this part of the house I guess. But they left it in the dollhouse view.pic.twitter.com/Af0ScXB8up

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      8. Simon Sarris‏ @simonsarris 21 Mar 2021

        some architect has crushed up the Tomb Raider 1 through 4 CD-ROMs and snorted them, and then built this.

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      1. Gerad Tod‏ @gerad_t0d 21 Mar 2021
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        @MorlockP a proper compound for a sci fi writer

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      1. Phil Garland‏ @philipggarland 21 Mar 2021
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        Looks like The Exchange from James Bond 007: Nightfire.

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      1. America's Conscience‏ @saveusculture 21 Mar 2021
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        Hospital from Inceptionpic.twitter.com/YwsZBdaiXO

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