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Simon Rakoff
@SimonRakoff
Comedian in Canada.
simonrakoff.comJoined August 2012
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If you're a fan of The Nest or , you'll want to read #TheOpportunist by and we're giving away 2 ARCs to 2 lucky 🇨🇦 readers!
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Open to Canadian residents, except QC. Ends Nov 13 2022
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Headed to work
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One last night to top of an amazing week with Marc Anthony Sinagoga
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See this Instagram photo by @absolute_toronto
Come on out!
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Tonight through Sunday I'm hosting at Absolute Comedy for headliner Marc Anthony Sinagoga
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Today is election day. Vote! If you can't find someone to vote for, find someone to vote against. #municipalelection2022
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Doing a set at Absolute Comedy tomorrow with headliner Slade Ham. absolutecomedy.ca/Toronto
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Activists with have thrown tomato soup on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the national Gallery. So - one oil painting at a time? #TomatoSoup #VanGogh
Absolute Comedy tonight! absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
I keep reading that Gaslight was Angela Lansbury's first movie. She wasn't even in that - you're crazy! #AngelaLansbury
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This is what I do💪👊
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.@BigBillCollier tosses 800+ lbs like it's nothing! Can anybody stop this guy?!
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It just occurred to me that Putin is like a stalking ex who just can't accept that it's over. If I can't have you nobody can.
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See me live!
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Can't wait!
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Just watched willow on SNL - I think she whipped her hair back and forth a little too hard.
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This week's caption contest submission
You mean Simon Rakoff can be hired for your company or group holiday party? Yes yes he can!
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With the death of the queen, Canadian lawyers will change their designation from QC to KC. Their associates will be now known as The Sunshine Band.
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This man is an icon, a legend and, above all, hilarious! Buy it now.
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Did you see that? Available now on all platforms! twitter.com/howl_roar/stat…
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Start October right. I'll be on both shows Saturday night at Absolute Comedy. absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Happy international daughter's day.
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Here's to a happy and sweet year 5783.
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Guess who has two thumbs and is gigging at Absolute Comedy tonight! That's right - me and anyone else on the lineup. absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
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Is there anything less mysterious than the mysterious deaths of Russian businessmen who speak out against Putin?
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Tonight! One night only. Do not miss these comedy legends live in Richmond Hill. Tickets still available at
showclix.com/event/the-star
This is HILARIOUS!
Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Only 2 (TWO!) days left to get tickets to the funniest show you'll see all 5782. Join us in Richmond Hill on Monday night for Stars of David. showclix.com/event/the-star
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we assure you that many animals were killed and hurt in the making of This movie #gutsforlaughs
Monday blues? Fight back by laughing with Stars of David at Jokers Theatre and Comedy Club in Richmond Hill. Tickets still available at jokers.ca
Just got word that there are fewer than 50 tickets left for Stars of David on Monday September 19th. Do not wait. If you plan to come - buy NOW at jokers.ca
Fear of missing out is NOTHING compared to the regret of having missed out after it happens. Don't kick yourself. Get tickets for Stars of David now! jokers.ca
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Can’t wait!! It’s going to be a great night of Canadian comedy, with a fantastic line up!!😊
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Selling fast. September 19th is coming up. See you there.
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Still time to get tickets for this one night only show coming September 19th. Get tix now at jokers.ca/comedy-shows-a
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