Simon Keating.

@simonktng

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Dublin, Ireland
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Joined July 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 7
    Replying to

    Imagine an Internet where everyone owns and controls their own space.

    14 retweets 25 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    HomePod Plus CONFIRMED.

    11 replies 267 retweets 817 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 19

    RT if you're excited to read Ivanka's next book about how hard it is to parent when your husband is serving 20 years in minimum security.

    8 replies 59 retweets 178 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 18

    An open letter to everyone who uses the internet

    4 replies 179 retweets 145 likes
  5. May 18

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    A car, a cesspool for malware, and an OS that rarely (if ever) receives updates. These are not three separate devices…
  6. Retweeted
    May 17

    The year is 2051. Your uploaded grandma has been hit by ransomware, you need to pay 50 florpcoin to restore her mind

    3 replies 28 retweets 105 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 14

    I hear his schedule has recently freed up...

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    674 replies 7,011 retweets 21,942 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 11

    i must go, my planet needs me

    1,248 replies 85,449 retweets 161,608 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 10

    reading tesla's press release from today and the first sentence pretty much sums up everything you need to know about the company

    9 retweets 10 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 8

    No

    4 replies 3 retweets 33 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 7

    People say there's no heart in football but United have given Rooney 32 separate testimonials this season. Still some decency in the game.

    9 replies 654 retweets 735 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 7

    Blasphemy not invent yet, so just feel safe of shout own opinion for now.

    71 retweets 141 likes
  13. Retweeted
    21 May 2016

    This is clever. Someone has curated Internet content into specific topics and printed it out.

    82 replies 3,591 retweets 4,216 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 4

    People who can’t afford health care do not deserve to die. I don’t know how we can make it any clearer than that.

    1,556 replies 66,055 retweets 129,551 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 5

    How many of your users explain your product like this...

    13 replies 311 retweets 655 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 5

    I think the greatest feature of Siri is how she fucks up everything I ask her and motivates me to just do it manually.

    6 replies 76 retweets 259 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 4

    . picking up cash with some of his close associates as he gets everything lined up for the opening...

    137 replies 1,102 retweets 1,507 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    It doesn’t matter where the Touch ID sensor is located so long as the camera still protrudes.

    17 replies 72 retweets 388 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    Eventually, but at a later date so we can get started early, Mexico will be paying, in some form, for the badly needed border wall.

    33,350 replies 15,137 retweets 64,468 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    Great perspective on having humility when inheriting a less-than-perfect codebase.

    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes

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